Man slices off penis in pizza restaurant

[edbermac]

Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.

The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen. He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming. A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”

Surgeons battling to save the severed willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind. Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. The manhood was packed in ice and taken with the man to London’s St Thomas’s Hospital. A spokesman there confirmed doctors had attempted to re-attach it, but the hospital refused to say whether the procedure had been successful.

The 200-seater restaurant on The Strand in central London was packed with runners and spectators from Sunday’s Marathon. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. “Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it. “The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere.”

Police sped to the scene and restrained and handcuffed the man. Several diners were treated for shock by ambulance crews.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html

[Chan790]

1. You know,

I hear this sort of thing and all I can think is...why the hell did they re-attach it (or try to)?

I think it serves him right for being an idiot...and not attaching it insures he doesn't contaminate the gene pool.

[uppityperson]

2. I always wonder, is a man without a penis really a man? If it's his "manhood", how could he be?

I never get to see things like this. Poor guy.

[wildhorses]

3. tragic

and yet strangely all i can think is ...there is a copycat thread in here somewhere:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

4. "Man slices pepperoni in penis restaurant"

[wildhorses]

6. man eats slice of pizza in a penis restaurant --

yeah, we're twisted:P

:hi:

[Strawman]

5. He had the Polish sausage to go

[Robeson]

7. Not much to say on that, except wow....

...I hope the reattachment worked, and the poor bloke gets some help.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. "The 35 year old Pole..."

:rofl:

[Pushed To The Left]

9. At least nobody found a penis in their pizza!

That would be a lawsuit for sure!

[usaftmo]

10. "Several diners were treated for shock by ambulance crews"

What shocked them: this guy cutting off his penis, or that a penis was seen? Maybe those shocked people have never seen a penis! They were shocked...shocked I tell ya! Where's the FCC? First Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl and now this!

[datasuspect]

11. the big sausicce

polish sausage pizza?

[latebloomer]

12. Waste not, want not! n/t

[carly denise pt deux]

13. He specifically ordered the pizza with extra cheese, cut the sausage

Carly

[Tyler Durden]

14. That's HOLD the sausage...in the hand...well away from the body.

Ouch.

[crim son]

15. It's a good thing the willy was retrieved

before it was chopped up, fried, and made into pizza topping. :rofl:

[underpants]

16. yes BUT he won the bet!

:eyes:

Two guys standing on a bridge
One jumped off and yelled "You lose"
-John Prine

[rug]

17. I hope he left a tip.

[Roon]

18. Ow!

That hurt to read about!

[Parche]

19. ICK

Polish prick