Best route to perversion?

[SPKrazy]

I've been thinking about becoming a pervert... is there an easier softer way to it?

Maybe I'm already one :shrug:

I have a poll below and would like some input.

I'll be back a little later to see how my lounge friends have helped me in this endeavor :evilgrin:

:hi:

What is perversion? :shrug: Hell if I know, but I'm thinking it sounds fun! :evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

1. Just be natural. Perversion is one's natural state.

[SPKrazy]

5. Yes, I think you have somthing there

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

2. Me likey!

:P

:evilgrin:

What one may see as perversion another may see as perfectly normal. So who is to say?

My mind is routinely in the gutter. I prefer it that way. :)

[SPKrazy]

3. Me too.

your mind in the gutter that is

mine as well

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

4. i can offer you an apprenticeship

doesn't pay much, free room and board, lots of perks

you will come out an expert.

[SPKrazy]

9. Oh good..

and do the perks include practice dummies?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

6. i guess i was just born that way

:shrug:

start by saying dirty and naughty things at inappropriate times and ogling strangers, then take it from there

:P

[SPKrazy]

10. I know you are

and I admire that in you!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

15. i am a pervert extraordinaire

but, you know, i think elrond has me beat in that category :evilgrin:

maybe you could ask him for lessons


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

17. I don't want his old gregg lessons

I'll get them from you or someone else, not old gregg

:puke: old gregg

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

19. but come on

you want to play love games, don't you?

:rofl: :puke: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

22. not with a man with seaweed hair

a tu tu and gogo boots

:puke:

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

26. fine

more for me then

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

33. oh yes he's all yours kagehime

and you can keep him

i'll just wander off into the unknown wilderness alone

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

34. he's not bad company

the three of us could go off into the wilderness together :)

[SPKrazy]

36. mebbe we will find

a witch in the forest... she might be hot! :P

[fizzgig]

40. mayhap we will

he knows all sorts of interesting people :P

[SPKrazy]

44. cool

i kinda want a witch to hang with... become one myself too

:shrug:

[TOhioLiberal]

7. I'm pure I tell you!

pure as the driven snow!

What's so funny?

Stop laughing! I'm series!

Mwahhahahahaha!:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

11. Pure as the driven

snow?

what is driven snow?

:shrug:

if you say so... he he he


:rofl:


:hi:

[Briarius]

8. The best route...

is in my pants! :evilgrin:




:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. I see...

well I don't see, but would your way work for me?

:shrug:

I think I'll try what's in my pants

:rofl:

[Neshanic]

12. Join a Methodist church.

[SPKrazy]

14. Do they offer classes in this?

I mean, that would be awesome :P

[Neshanic]

16. After the Mayo sammies class in the Social hall all bets are off if you catch my drift.

[SPKrazy]

18. Oh good

mayo sammies in the social hall and all bets are off!

:woohoo:

[u4ic]

21. Hmmm...I was thinking a fundie church

Full of preverts...:P

[SPKrazy]

23. Hey! there's plenty of them around here...

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. I don't really have anything to add...

Except...

[SPKrazy]

24. So I should

roll around and laugh my ass off?

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

25. (Loud intake of air)

SMILEY THIEF!!

[SPKrazy]

50. ...

[pokerfan]

27. Definition of 'perverse'

Kinky is using a feather; Perverse is using the entire chicken.

[SPKrazy]

30. Chicken at table 4!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

28. National Geographic Magazines

That was we had to use when I was a kid. That and the lingerie section of Sears catalogs.

[SPKrazy]

31. Been there

now we got them internets
:evilgrin:

[Poll_Blind]

29. Cigarettes. I kid you not. If you really can't wait, start smoking Benson &...

...Hedges Menthol Lights 100's. Now it's not just the cigarettes that do it, it's the other smokers. They approach you on the street, strike up a conversation, and pretty soon you're having group sex on a giant obsidian alter while a disembodied goat head hovers over the whole lot of you, drooling bits of rabid foam onto your backs.

  And, of course, no need to mention the cranked-up Rammstein on the boombox the goat head brought in its mouth.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

PB

[SPKrazy]

32. Now that is a road less traveled

:rofl:

[SarahB]

35. DO something perverted!

Usually works for me. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

37. Great idea!

I hadn't thought of that at all :P

thanks

:hi:

you wanna see my butt? :shrug:

[SarahB]

38. Sure if you post it publicly.

Not up for any funky PMs at this stage in my life, but I'm sure clothed butt pics aren't against the rules. :D

[SPKrazy]

39. oh where's the perversion in that! what about a shaved pussy

cat?

[SarahB]

41. I haven't been around much for awhile, but I know where these threads end up.

It usually involves birds like this. :banghead:

[SPKrazy]

49. oh...

well

:yoiks:

[misanthrope]

42. Take state highway 12 until you get to the new bypass, then turn west...**nm

**

[SPKrazy]

43. thanks, got a street address for it?

:shrug:


:rofl:

[misanthrope]

46. 6969 Bestiality Lane**nm

**

[SPKrazy]

47. i'll be there nt

[philosophie_en_rose]

45. Don't Dream It. Be It.

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

48. Be the ball!

the bouncing ball :bounce:

:evilgrin: