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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 02:17 PM
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Sax Thread
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 02:18 PM
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1. Yes!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 02:19 PM
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2. ...
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 02:19 PM
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3. Most people just don't get enough sax in their lives.
It makes people grumpy and irritable. :(
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 04:57 PM
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14. That explains it!
I just need more sax!

:)
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 05:16 PM
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15. Sex deprivation is a serious problem.
We could all use more sax. :P

:hug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 02:22 PM
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4. That picture is inverted.
The keys are on the wrong side.

Anyhow....
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:38 PM
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5. PHONE SAX



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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:43 PM
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6. Didn't know you were a tenor
For some reason I had it in my head that Kitchenwitch must be an Alto. And truth be told I have a thing for Alto Sax.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:44 PM
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7. Truth be told, my singing voice is a high tenor to low alto range!
:shrug:
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:49 PM
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8. Group Sax:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:50 PM
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9. Suddenly I am feeling aroused..
:evilgrin:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:53 PM
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10. Blues Sax:


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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 03:56 PM
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11. Gay Sax:

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 04:00 PM
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12. Star Trek Sax...
I mean sex.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 04:56 PM
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13. Cybersax
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 06:44 PM
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16. Just put your lips
together and blow.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 06:49 PM
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17. Clinton Sax:




:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 06:52 PM
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18. I like him better with the Ray Bans!
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-20-07 07:03 PM
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19. Here you go:
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