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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:18 AM Original message |
Pickup lines that will guarantee you will get shot down.... |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:21 AM Original message |
quoting? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
1. I can see myself in your panties. |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:22 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. that DOESN'T work? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
2. hey Baby, what's your sign? |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
80. You're right. That's a truly bad line. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
4. "Hi, I'm Jonathan..." |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
5. Let's have breakfast together. Shall I call you...or nudge you? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:36 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Nice sneakers quote |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:40 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. They're all as old as the hills... |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
8. A former boss told me this gem a guy in a bar once |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 02:03 AM Response to Original message |
9. "Hi , I'm only 16 percent gay" |
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Maineiac (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 02:17 AM Response to Original message |
10. Crim son & I were out once |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #10 |
56. Well let me scratch that one off.... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
11. you don't sweat much for a fat girl |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
12. All of 'em |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 02:52 AM Response to Original message |
13. I'd like to have 8 children. How 'bout you? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:17 AM Response to Original message |
14. You got some nice Ti_s |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:57 AM Response to Reply #14 |
23. I have actually had someone say those very words to me. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:26 AM Response to Reply #23 |
34. I am no longer infected. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 10:10 PM Response to Reply #23 |
54. I had an eight year old boy pull that shit once. |
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DuaneBidoux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 11:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
59. Although in all fairness it doesn't sound like he particularly cared if it worked. |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:41 PM Response to Reply #23 |
88. Wow, that's not even low class. |
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onager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:35 AM Response to Original message |
15. Try these from Egypt... |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 09:40 PM Response to Reply #15 |
52. A bit off the topic, |
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Bukowski Fan (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 04:36 AM Response to Original message |
16. Start by tapping a girl on the shoulder from behind |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
17. "darlin', i must have perfect vision, because i can see myself in your pants" |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
18. Are you looking for someone who... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:39 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. That one works... |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:41 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Yep, it does oddly enough... |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:43 AM Response to Original message |
21. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
22. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
24. Have you ever seen a crisp, brand-new $50 bill? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:02 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. corollary: |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:40 PM Response to Reply #24 |
84. And she responds: why, have you? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 11:01 AM Response to Reply #84 |
112. ***wrong place*** |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
26. "Hey, wanna make $14 - the hard way?" |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:07 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. LOL, i remember that movie |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:12 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. When I read those lines I hear Rodney's voice... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
28. "I have one huge, hard, throbbing reason why you should go home with me." |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
83. She should have kicked him in the huge, hard.... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
29. How about a game of D&D in my basement? |
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Samurai_Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:55 PM Response to Reply #29 |
129. Sadly, that one would work on me! |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
30. "You wanna f____ or should I just apologize now?" |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
32. Excuse me, I am rich. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
33. Does this shirt look good on me? It will look great on your bedroom floor. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 04:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
103. That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was that shirt, I'd be.... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
35. Are we related? Because I can really see ME in YOU. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
36. "well..it isn't going to suck itself" |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #36 |
120. :) |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
37. Can I buy you a roofie-colada? |
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deepthought42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. Giggity. n/t |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
38. How would you like to be my next ex-wife? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
39. That outfit is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
40. Can I use your underwear to make soup? |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:43 PM Response to Reply #40 |
89. WHAT?!!! |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 10:34 AM Response to Reply #89 |
111. A line from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
41. I heard this one once.. "You have a maggot in your hair" |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:44 PM Response to Reply #41 |
90. You have hair like wire |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
42. "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
44. Wanna see how much fun 1/2 an open-marriage is? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 09:30 PM Response to Reply #44 |
51. yeah, but if you used it that would work |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
45. I'm a people watcher who has been is some bad places. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
46. "Hey there big tits!" |
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siouxsiecreamcheese (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
47. "Was your daddy a terrorist?" |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 10:17 PM Response to Reply #47 |
58. OMG.... |
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siouxsiecreamcheese (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #58 |
72. hell no |
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taught_me_patience (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
48. "Hi my name is dave" |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 07:24 AM Response to Reply #48 |
67. Hi my name is Dave |
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Ms_Dem_Meanor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
49. "Can I come over? |
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izzybeans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
50. "Mmm. That looks Yummy. Can I touch it?" |
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RedCappedBandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
53. "I voted for Bush" |
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benny05 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. Did the person respond.. |
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benny05 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
55. Too bad this is too late for the DUzy's List |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
60. What are you lookin' at, sugar tits? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 12:40 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. I find this line works best... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 12:54 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. and a stint in rehab |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:46 PM Response to Reply #60 |
98. Damn! that's good game |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 05:51 AM Response to Original message |
63. Approach the woman in question... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:22 AM Response to Reply #63 |
69. do you know where a nice cemetary plot is? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 06:14 AM Response to Original message |
64. There's no such thing as a pickup line |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 06:19 AM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Hi billy! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 07:18 AM Response to Reply #65 |
66. Hello |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
68. Spit some Red Man on the ground, "Get in the truck, biatch".... |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 11:35 AM Response to Reply #68 |
115. Not a pickup line... |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
70. me: how do you like your eggs in the morning? |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
71. "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
73. Hell, it's late, you'll have to do. nt |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
74. "Wanna shoot some rats down at the dump?" |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:36 PM Response to Reply #74 |
79. it worked for Sean Penn anyway |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
75. I hope you had a good lunch because you're going to taste it again after I fuck your ass |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
76. You must be really tired... |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
77. "I have a highly flexible tongue." |
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targetpractice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
78. If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase... |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
81. You have nice t-ts |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 10:35 AM Response to Reply #81 |
93. I thought |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
82. "Hi, I'm Cabcere." |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:40 PM Response to Reply #82 |
85. LOL |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
86. I wanna put my herpes in you! |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-21-07 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
87. Hey, nice rack, babe! Are those things real? |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 10:34 AM Response to Reply #87 |
92. You mean that won't work these days? |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:41 PM Response to Reply #92 |
96. Let me put it this way... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:54 PM Response to Reply #96 |
99. well |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
91. You know, gonorrhea isn't curable anymore... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
94. The bible says that a man should always come before a woman |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
95. I've been watching you for weeks and weeks and God said you're the one for me |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
97. In a nervous, unsure voice: |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #97 |
100. I've been told that as long as it's genuine |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #97 |
101. then when she starts to answer you abruptly cut her off by saying: |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-22-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
102. I loved your toenail clippings |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-23-07 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
104. Locking |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-23-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
105. one that worked, one that doesn't |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-23-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
106. I need to prove I'm not gay |
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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-23-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
107. I've posted this before, but what the hey: |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-23-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
108. "all my friends think I'm really creepy" |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
109. I'd love to fill your panties full of onions and cry myself to sleep |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
110. I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
113. In my alphabet, U and I are together. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:02 PM Response to Reply #113 |
117. true story, I passed that in a note to a girl I was friends with |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:04 PM Response to Reply #117 |
118. oh wait no it was another alphabet one |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
114. I have room in the crawlspace for one more. |
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Throwing Stones (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
116. Say, do you have any Irish in you? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
119. Let me get up in dem guts! |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
121. A couple gems |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
122. Would you like a portion? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
123. Why go for the Value meal when you could have the whole buffet? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
124. "Hey, nice hat!" |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
125. "So...... ya wanna?" |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
126. Drop the zero and get with the hero... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
127. "Hey, baby, I'm 17...Wanna party?" |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:54 PM Response to Reply #127 |
128. "Your place or mine?" |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #128 |
132. LOL... Where is Chris Hansen when you need him??? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:57 PM Response to Reply #127 |
130. that is awesome |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #130 |
133. ... |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:09 PM Response to Reply #127 |
134. Hey baby |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:21 PM Response to Reply #134 |
135. You mean birthday party? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:25 PM Response to Reply #135 |
136. I'm kind of curious what kind of cake would be at this so-called |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 05:38 PM Response to Reply #136 |
145. Well, whatever kind of cake it is, I'm sure it'd be |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #135 |
137. what else would i mean? |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 05:38 PM Response to Reply #137 |
146. I dunno.... |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 05:54 PM Response to Reply #146 |
147. Yeah, that's it |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
131. I am the son of a Montana Turd Miner |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
138. in the Middle East: I'll take you to the Golan Heights if you do the Gaza Strip.. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
139. Hey Little Red Riding Hood, I'm the big bad wolf... |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
140. "You look like you've got some Indian in you..." |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
141. my favorite... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
142. Hey baby... I got nothing |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
143. I'm here! What were your other 2 wishes? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
144. You wouldn't even know what to do with a piece of prime rib like myself |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-25-07 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
148. I'm shy but I got a big... |
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