The proctoloogy exam of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

(Legend: Bush heads to Bethesda Naval for his annual physical check up prior to heading
for Crawford.)

W. is "thinking": "Boy. It's funny how things change sometimes. Like I used to hate
cauliflower! Or a doctor's check-up was a real pain when I was a kid. But WOW!, the
doctors they got these days are great! Young and smart. And good dressers, . . .
not like in the old days. Like that proctologist, Dr. Glenn! Now he's sharp! I wonder
if he'll remember the flowers I sent him after last year? Hope I wasn't being too
forward. . . . Hmmm . . ."

[cosmicdot]

1. W is thinking: wow, this is a great time of year ...

I get the hell out of work for a month, and everything in the world comes to a screeching halt ... nothing going on except Entertainment Tonight kind of stuff that Rove pipelines out until September when we roll-out the next 'fiscal year's' headline and spin show topic ... oh, I'll have to read the same speech a few times for money, but I can hack that ... that's how they drive the info into my brain ... well, I'm off to get probed and, then, it's off to my adopted state ... gee, I hope I find a genie in a bottle this year ... you know, I don't think I look well ...

[Iris]

2. no caption, but damn he looks old! To steal a line from Freaky Friday

he's "like the crypt keeper"!

[skip fox]

3. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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