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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:11 PM
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A liberal funny from a five year old.
(Hillary haters take note, this isn't for you)

My niece went into my company's office the other day. The President took her into his office and asked her:

1. Who is the handsomest man you know?
A: My daddy.

2. Who is the smartest man you know?
A: Bill Clinton

3. Who is the dumbest man you know?
A: George Bush

4. Who is the next President of the US?
A: Hillary Clinton

5. Who is the smartest PERSON you know?
A: (Pointing thumb at chest) - Me.

I love this kid.
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:11 PM
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1. Even if I don't like Hilary, this is funny.
Great kid.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:19 PM
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2. Great. Bring your snot-nosed niece to work day?
Did you let her play with the white out too?

:grr:


























:P
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