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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 09:33 PM
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So, in America, if I got caught gettin' jiggy with a goat, would I have to 'marry' it?
Edited on Mon Apr-16-07 09:34 PM by HypnoToad
:yoiks:

(And, no, I haven't been to any farms lately. Gross.)


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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 09:45 PM
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1. no
...not unless we pass laws allowing gay marriage, then we'll have *GASP* frogs marrying turtles, horses marrying cows, people marrying goats and lions, tigers and bears in threesomes...OH MY :wow:

:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 09:46 PM
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2. How the hell would I know?
Why don't you find a Republican and ask him? :P
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 09:54 PM
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3. Probably not...
but the ASPCA and PETA would be so far up your ass that you'd never have to have another colonoscopy.

:P
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 09:56 PM
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4. Not unless her big brother came after you with a shotgun.
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 10:13 PM
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5. Just don't get caught "ruminating"--winki, wink--on one
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-16-07 10:33 PM
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6. No...silly.
Goats are love.

Really. Nothing is more affectionate than a goat. See the goat isn't even biting the child's hand...and children taste good to goats.
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