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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 06:45 PM Original message |
What is Your Favorite Mitch Hedberg Bit? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. An escalator is never broken. It can only become stairs. |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 06:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. your second is the fave of a good friend |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
3. I have no problem not listening to the Temptations, which is weird. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. The donut one: |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
5. "I wont tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but I will tell you that there are two tress involved!" |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. I cant pick one..I love all his stuff |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
7. Anyone else? |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
8. his smokey the bear/smacky the frog |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
9. "When I was little, I slept in a twin bed... |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:12 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. ........ |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:15 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. I think this is one of his, too: |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
12. "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long." |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
13. "You know when you go to concerts |
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zonkers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
14. Wow, I didn't even know he died. I loved that guy. I guess Mike Bribiglia is all I got now. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. I think Pringles started out to make tennis balls. |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
16. sadly |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
17. "...if you see me with nine apples fuckin' bag 'em up!" |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. I like strawberries on my waffles |
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