Since Vonnegut died, thus proving that atheism is without benefit, I'm all about Tim Lehaye!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Come on rapture! Take me up, and leave these vile, awful LIEbruls behind to suffer a thousand years of pain and misery! According to your great love for all mankind, of course.

YAY JEEEEEBUS!!!!!

If atheism wasn't evil and wrong, then atheists wouldn't die. Vonnegut's death thus proves the existence of the republican Christian God of trickle down economics and patriotic xenophobia!!!

I'M A'CLIMBIN' 'BOARD THAT TRAIN!!!!!!

[EFerrari]

1. Maybe Kurt leaving us is proof that we don't have to put up with this

stuff forEVER.

:evilgrin:

But, if you decide on the Rapture Tour, can I have your books?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I burned them all to raise money for Jesus Camp!!

Even some of my Bibles, because they were evil - they weren't King James Version, but those liberal heretical rewrites from the 1700s and later.

[EFerrari]

5. King James? That would be the BISEXUAL King James

who violated the Bible by having it printed in **gasp** ENGLISH!

You better burn those, too!

:rofl:

[gmoney]

16. Queen James?

hrm...

[EFerrari]

20. "Christ had his John and I have my George."

George Villiers, Earl of Buckingham.

[RetroLounge]

9. BURNED THEM?????

Friggen Heathen Mongrol Bastard Rabid Demon Dog who smells like Borat's Unwashed Testicles...

I curse thee...

:hi:

RL

[crim son]

2. Then you and I, we're through!

This is the last fucking straw.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Since I'm the man, I'll make that decision. You're not qualified.

:spank:

Get in yer place!

[EFerrari]

6. We can take him.

:rofl:

[crim son]

7. I don't know.

He is our superior in every way :eyes: You and me, we're just a coupla helpmeets.

[EFerrari]

8. So was Carrie Nation.

:rofl:

[matcom]

10. may I carry your robes sire?

i'll follow you to the promise land!

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. To Canaan we'll return!!

PRAISE JEEEEEEBUS!

[matcom]

13. one question me lord - if I follow you blindly....

what are the chances of me gettin' nailed?

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. I would say something but~~

St Paul said us wimmin folk should speak of such things only to our husbands , and since I am a mite-less widow , I guess I just better shut up

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. It is to your honor that you know already your proper place.

:thumbsup:

[Critters2]

15. Oh please. Everyone knows you don't actually believe anything

Or aren't you still UCC?

[otherlander]

17. Dude. Your God cannot possibly be as cool as my doG.

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Dyslexics will be the first on the Purging Chairs in my Cleansing

:grr:

[otherlander]

19. Sorry, but I'm not one of the gun-control liberals.

All liberals should be well-armed.

Feelin' lucky, punk?

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I'm not a gun-control guy, either.

So the real question here is, are YOU feelin' lucky? Punk.