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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 06:13 PM Original message |
What's your favourite cornpone saying? |
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Flying Dream Blues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. She don't know whether she's washin' or hangin' out.... nt |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
2. "He was happy as a dead hog in the sunshine." |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. Ya can't stomp a snake with both feet in the bucket. |
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SecularMotion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. The hole was so big, you could throw a cat through it n/t |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
5. he/she's about as dumb as a bag'ah wet mice... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. "He dropped him like overalls at quittin' time." |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. "'Scuse mah boardin' house reach." |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
8. Haven't seen you in a month of Sundays! |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
9. Wouldn't say shit |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
10. Bless your heart |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
11. "Well, fuck me blind, and call me sweetheart!" |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
12. Grinnin like a possum eatin shit on a flat rock :) |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:47 PM Response to Reply #12 |
33. grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
13. He's as useless as tits on a boar |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. A Boar? |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:59 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. A board? |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:06 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. I Realize that |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 09:52 AM Response to Reply #19 |
84. Slick as snot on a door knob |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob," or maybe |
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kedrys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
15. Gorsch...! |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
16. dumber than dirt clods |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:45 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 10:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
29. That one's my fave - I was just about to post it! |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:44 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. girl, i got a million of 'em |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Jam Up and Jelly Tight" |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Whatever floats your boat" |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 08:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
74. "Whatever melts your butter" |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
23. Purrin' like a cat full of cream! or |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
24. It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:46 PM Response to Reply #24 |
32. its rainin' like pourin' piss out of a bucket |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
25. Well that's as worthless as nuts on a Priest. |
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Qanisqineq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
26. LOL -- I had to look the word up |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Take it slow and steady, like a cat eating a grindstone" |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
28. Said to the miserable: "What crawled up you and died?" |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:49 PM Response to Reply #28 |
35. or,' who pissed in your cornflakes?' |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
30. Sass me again and I'll snatch you bald-headed. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
34. i'm a gonna whoop you like a red-headed step child |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:23 AM Response to Reply #34 |
39. Ahem... |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 09:29 AM Response to Reply #39 |
50. bwahahaha |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 01:19 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. You can download that as wallpaper |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 01:29 PM Response to Reply #34 |
56. The variation I know is "Beat you like a rented mule." |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
36. "I'm gonna slap you bald bodied" n/t |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
37. My cornpone doesn't talk... |
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Va Lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
38. "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit" |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:41 AM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear, either. |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
40. "Ridin' a gravy train with biscuit wheels." |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
41. "He'll take up with any hound that'll hunt." |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
42. "So dumb he couldn't find his ass with both hands and a Ouija board!" |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #42 |
60. The version I always heard was |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 05:45 AM Response to Reply #60 |
78. And the version I heard was: |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
43. He/she is as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
44. "He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow." |
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AzDar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
46. " She/he's ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road". |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:22 PM Response to Reply #46 |
58. "She ain't pretty... |
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AzDar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 04:18 PM Response to Reply #58 |
71. Shameful...(I love it) n/t |
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cemaphonic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
47. Hotter than the hubs of Hell. |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
48. "You ain't just a-hog fartin!" |
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QMPMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:52 AM Response to Original message |
49. "If he had a brain he'd take it out and play with it." n/t |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
51. hotter than a two dollar pistol |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
52. Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
53. "He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer." |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:38 PM Response to Reply #53 |
64. I merged all those sayings about stupidity into one: |
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JoDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
54. She/he can talk the sparkles off a bass boat |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
57. She's so skinny |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
59. "Got a hitch in mah gitty-up" |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
61. It's colder'n a witch's tit in a brass bra. Or it's colder'n a well-digger's ass in January n/t |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:39 PM Response to Reply #61 |
66. By the way, here's a list of cornpone-ish sayings from election night 2004... |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
62. ... |
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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
63. He don't know come from sic 'em. |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
65. Well, shut my mouth wide open! |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
67. "Kiss my grits, Mel!" |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
68. So buck-toothed they could eat an apple... |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
69. "Louder'n a 3-peckered goat peeing on a flat rock!" n/t |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
70. "its hotter then a half fucked female fox in a forest fire" |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
72. Not worth a bucket of warm spit. |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-13-07 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
73. colder than a well diggers butt. |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 04:05 AM Response to Original message |
75. Finer than frog hair |
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 04:53 AM Response to Original message |
76. Jethro is right handy for liftin' and totin' |
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 05:09 AM Response to Reply #76 |
77. From Lyndon Johnson, via Doris Kearns Goodwin on the Daily Show |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 05:48 AM Response to Original message |
79. He's as busy as a one-armed paper hanger with hives. |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 06:58 AM Response to Original message |
80. A couple I hadn't heard until I moved to St Louis |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
81. Katy, bar the door! |
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boston bean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
82. "I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk" |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
83. That dog don't hunt |
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MedleyMisty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
85. "I got bus-left" |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
86. Hornier than a 3 ball tomcat, |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
87. enuf' to gag a maggot off the back of a gut wagon |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-14-07 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
88. Git R Done |
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