I need $10,000 ASAP, no questions asked

[Orrex]

Who wants to help me out?

[bridgit]

1. what? no speedboat?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

2. Hey, that's a question asked!

I said NO questions asked!

[AllegroRondo]

3. Dont we all?

[Orrex]

5. Nope. Just me!

The rest of you are doing fine and living beyond the dreams of avarice.

[MissMillie]

4. I can chip in $10....

if 1000 of us do that, you've got it.

[wildhorses]

6. sorry, no can do---

however, i could use 10 grand myself...any volunteers care to donate to a worthy cause?

[Orrex]

8. Hey, start your own thread, you mooch.

[wildhorses]

10. but, your coat tails are soo long

sheesh... i didn't think you'd notice:P

whassa a few grand among friends:shrug:


:yoiks:

[LSK]

7. sure thing, it will cost you $20,000

[Orrex]

9. Now THAT'S a good deal

"Hey Dubya, can you give me two tens for a five?"

"Sure thing, Orrex."

Repeat until rich.

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Today is your lucky day.

I am Princess Escobina Umlatlat. I have been forced to flee from my country and it is dangerous for me to touch my two big piles of gold and monies worth billions and billions of something. If you send me three frillion of your dollars, I will pass it to my agent to get the money. This man will then give you the money and you can forward me only half of the pile of monies and gold.

Please send your bank account, credit card, drivers license, social security card, thumbprint, and signature card to me at [e-mail]

:)

[azmouse]

12. Where should I send the check?

[Z_I_Peevey]

13. I need only $5000 and you can ask me one question.

Neener neener.

[maveric]

14. Sorry. Just sent my last 10 grand to the Nigerian Banking commission to claim my 18 million.

Maybe after they cut me the check. :eyes:

[Orrex]

16. Okay, I'll wait

But that'll cost you an extra $5,000.00.

[Ikonoklast]

15. "Send lawyers, guns and money...."

".....Dad get me out of this."

Were you gambling in Havana?











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