Our long national nightmare is over...

[MonkeyFunk]

Haley is gone.

Screw the Sanjaya stuff - Haley has been the worst from day 1.

Now we can begin healing.

[youthere]

1. Great!

We can finally get back to the important stuff, like hating IMUS and arguing if Vergie should get joint custody of Dannielynn.

[darkstar]

2. yep....ease on down the road

w/ yr "look at me I'm a pageant queen that knows how to have wholesome, sexy fun" dance moves

[MonkeyFunk]

3. She kept removing more

and more clothing each week. I was afraid if she didn't get voted off this week, I was gonna see her cervix.

[El Fuego]

4. She is the one who should have gone.

But damn, she does have great legs.

I hate to admit it but... I was actually captivated by Sanjaya's performance. :hide:

[Tyler Durden]

5. Aw shoot. You got my hopes up.

FDR used to tell the joke about a man waiting on the platform for the Long Island Railroad's morning commuter to New York.

He was most obviously a well to do and well dressed businessman. He'd buy a paper, look at the front page, scowl, and immediately throw it away.

Another man watched this daily ritual, until one morning, he could no longer contain his curiosity.

The next morning, he spoke to the scowling man.

"Please sir, excuse my impertinence, but I've watched you in the morning for some time. You buy a paper, glance at the front page and immediately throw it away in what only can be described as disgust. Please, what are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for the OBITUARIES!"

"But sir, those are in last section."

"WHEN THE POST THE OBITUARY OF THE SON OF BITCH I'D LIKE TO SEE DEAD, IT'LL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE!"