Things that you can do with one finger:

[ohiosmith]

Give you a poke in the eye.

[Tektonik]

1. block your poke in the eye

[lost-in-nj]

2. Push

an elevator button.....



lost

[borlis]

pick your nose

:shrug:


sorry I posted 2x

[borlis]

3. pick your nose

:shrug:

[Goblinmonger]

4. Scratch your itchy ass n/t

[rockymountaindem]

5. Type slowly n/t

[RetroLounge]

6. Make you see God

:evilgrin:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

23. Hi!

I haven't heard the good news, care to share?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

28. Would love to...

But you gotta come to Milwaukee first...

:D

RL

[Squatch]

7. Hitch a ride.

Wait. Is the thumb a finger?

[ohiosmith]

8. Yes. Yes it is.

[realisticphish]

9. yeah

if you're a dirty communist :grr:

[otherlander]

21. What if you're a communist who just took a shower?

[realisticphish]

24. you may be physically clean

but you can never remove the stain from your soul :scared:

[kmla]

10. Test the direction of the wind.

But it takes cooperation of your tongue to do that.

Makes it easier to feel the wind when the finger is coated with saliva.

Is an assist by the tongue allowed here?

[Squatch]

13. No sex threads.

[ohiosmith]

14. Yes. The tongue may be used in concert with the finger.

[stuntcat]

11. tehehe

It's not to y'all at DU though!!!! :grouphug:

[ThatsMyBarack]

12. Finger-paint

Haven't done that in about 30 years! ;)

[tk2kewl]

15. if you are dimson...

http://www.fims.uwo.ca/newmedia2006/images/users/26/button!.jpg

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. Count the number of really good foreign policy decision by the Bush Administration

And with that unused finger, I could do this...



Right back at ya, big fella!

[Smooth Operator]

17. plug a dike

and save Holland.

[dae]

41. Wouldn't that be "one" to many?

:)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

50. Probably

But we're rounding up to the next whole number.

[Redbear]

18. Provide important detail to the phrase

"They went thatta way!"

[ohiosmith]

22. :

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

19. give a wet willy.

[bbernardini]

20. I'm going to ask my good friend Strong Bad for help with this one:

<>

[cloudbase]

25. There was a judge

here in Houston who several years ago got himself into a bit of trouble. He wagged his finger at a female attorney in that "come here" motion, and when she did, he said that he just wanted to see if he could make her come with one finger.

[Little Wing]

31. wow

:wow:

[TOhioLiberal]

26. I could tell ya...

...but it would get your thread locked; we wouldn't want that, would we? :P :rofl::evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

27. Go to your room. On second thought, don't.

[TOhioLiberal]

29. not a good idea...

...to leave me alone with myself. :evilgrin: Things could get...ah...out of hand, if you know what I mean...:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

32. Bad girl. No dessert for you.

[lutefisk]

30. Show one's respect to the pResident.....or vice versa

[ZombieNixon]

33. ...

You know, when you point your finger at someone and say "bang!" :hide:

[KamaAina]

34. Flip off Bush**!

[dae]

42. That's not a finger, it's a "pfinger".

Love that picture and what a beautiful cat!!!

[rug]

35. Commit various felonies.

[TommyO]

36. Pull out a plum.

[TommyO]

37. Channel the Fonz

[mentalsolstice]

38. Tell a republican what I think about his "W" bumper sticker! eom

[Blue-Jay]

39. prostate exam.

[ohiosmith]

40. And let's keep it to one.

[Blue-Jay]

46. And hopefully,

you have a doctor with thin fingers.

I went in for an annual visit a few months ago. He said "I see that you just turned 40. Turn around and drop your pants." I was too surprised to say "No time for love Doctor Jones!". (His name is really Doctor Jones.)

[ohiosmith]

51. My doctor's hands look like fielders' mitts.

[dae]

56. Has he been moonlighting down South? I was violated

about a year ago and it took me a week to recover. Talk about the reda$$! They'll never take me alive next time.:evilfrown:

[conscious evolution]

43. I can prick my finger

That's not all I can do with it either!

[wildhorses]

44. scratch my ear

feels SOo0o0o good

[trof]

45. Signal a waiter?

[Orsino]

47. Outsmart the President. n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. tickle you

:evilgrin:

[Little Star]

49. Wag it at someone who's naughty?

[MissMillie]

52. vote

remember: vote early and often!

[bridgit]

53. stick it into a hole in a dyke and save Amersterdam...

:thumbsup:

[sarge43]

54. Dial or punch a phone number

Dig an olive out of a narrow jar

Clean out an ear channel

Draw pictures on a fogged up window

Give a bird a perch

Sign a letter of the alphabet

Indicate someone should do something anatomically impossible

Tell a gladiator "yeah, take him out"

Wear rings

Scratch discretely

[AllegroRondo]

55. signal the dealer to "hit" you

[Dora]

57. Give you a bird. n/t