Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Day

[ronnykmarshall]

Who do you think is the baby daddy?

1. Larry Birkhead


2. Howard K Stern


3. The "other" Howard Stern


4. Zsa-Zsa Gabor's stupid ass husband


5. Nancy Grace's Flaming Nostrils of Justice

[AllegroRondo]

1. I vote for Sanjaya!

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Damn! Should have added him.

[Radio_Lady]

29. Who cares? I feel sorry for that little girl. Drug use may cause her to be seriously afflicted.

Whoever raises her will have to bear the brunt of the problems, if there are any.

[swag]

45. Wrong subthread.

See post 12.

[Tektonik]

2. Where's OJ's slow moving sperm in this poll

I guess i'll vote for the flaming nostrils in the meantime

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. Imus is the daddy. Today is Imus Day in GD

:rofl:

Who is Rob? And, what is a Dingbat?

[Lil Missy]

11. Naw, she is far too cute to be an Imus spawn.

[Parche]

50. IMUS

He couldnt get it up to become a father...................

[asthmaticeog]

5. God.

Anna Nicole's baby is Lord and savior. Either that or Howard K. Smith, I mean it's gotta be him, right?

[Susang]

16. It was an immaculate conception, of course.

Anna Nicole had a headache that night, took a bottle of vicodin and passed out. The next morning she woke up pregnant. A miracle!!

[Beausoleil]

31. Him?

Not likely. Could be, though, who knows?

[asthmaticeog]

34. Of ferfuxsakes, what a typo!

:blush:

Good catch. :thumbsup:

[Lil Missy]

6. I think it is Larry Birkhead. And I think he would make a wonderful father.

It also says a lot for him as a parent/father that he pursued his claim long before Anna Nicole died. I also think he was one of the few people that truly cared about Anna Nicole.

On the other end of the spectrum, I have nothing but contempt for Virgie Arthur. I would love to see some court tell her in legalese to go piss up a rope. She is absolutely despicable.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Virgie is a real piece ......

of shit!

HKS knows that the baby is Larry's. I read that he's prepared to help Larry fight the evil hag from hell.

[AlCzervik]

14. she really is awful, a total opportunist.

when i want to complain about my own family i think about her and i shut my pie hole.

[Lil Missy]

18. Yes! I am watching it unfold now, and just heard the two were teaming up against Virgie.

Has that woman no shame?

I was LIVID when she delayed the funeral with last minute legal antics. What a bitch! She obviously had ZERO compassion or care to put that poor girl to rest. Not what I would envision from a caring mother.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. Is the hearing on right now?

What did Larry and Howard say?

[Lil Missy]

23. No, not a hearing. Just a news blurb that the two men were joining forces against Virgie.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. I'm rooting

for Prince Zsa-Zsa.

I just like the idea of a 106-year old Zsa-Zsa changing diapers other than her own.

[youthere]

8. Robb is a dingbat.

[pdx_prog]

9. What about her dead son?

Hey, it could happen...

[terrya]

10. I don't ever want to see another pic of the "other Howard Stern" like that one.

Really, only certain people should do drag.

[swag]

12. Official thread-shitting subthread.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. 21 minutes?

Damn, ya'll gettin' slow.

[Blue-Jay]

17. WHO CARES?

:yoiks:

[swag]

20. Excellent thread-shitting!

[crispini]

26. BWAHAHAHAHAHA nt

[kwassa]

21. Maybe Anna Nicole is not the mother!

perhaps she was just a surrogate .... for BRITNEY SPEARS!

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Hmmmm?

Interesting. Maybe K-Fed should be tested.

[Blue-Jay]

24. He probably gets tested once a month.

if ya know what I mean...

[ronnykmarshall]

25. For everything under the sun.

Plus a flea dip.

[Lil Missy]

27. Damn! Cut to the hearing already! Inquiring minds want to know!

Sorry, but I am curious as hell, and rooting for Birkhead.

[ronnykmarshall]

30. It's going on right now

I keep checking tmz.com for updates.

[Maddy McCall]

33. I'm flipping between CourtTV and MSNBC...

on the TV. I'll PM you as soon as it's announced. :D

[ronnykmarshall]

35. Thanks honey!

:loveya:

[Initech]

28. Was it Chef? Officer Barbrady? The 1976 Denver Broncos?

[Maddy McCall]

32. Are you watching this live on TV?

I think it's Larry.

We're making pizzas and watching it live on TV...we also called today BabyDaddy Day. :rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

36. Happy Baby Daddy Day!

[ronnykmarshall]

37. Happy Baby Daddy Day!

[Maddy McCall]

41. Back atcha, honey.

:D

:loveya:

[MonkeyFunk]

38. I wish they'd hurry up

I'm late for my nap, and I'm getting cranky :mad:

[Lil Missy]

39. YAAAAY! Larry Birkhead is the father!

[Maddy McCall]

40. It's BIRKHEAD!!!

Good. Now maybe that baby will have a chance.

[asthmaticeog]

42. !

[Chan790]

51. What's with the picture of Mark Linn-Baker?

Surely you're not suggesting that a serious thespian, sitcom director and playwright like Mark Linn Baker could be the baby daddy.

Cousin Larry OTOH?

As long as it's not that evil Bronson Pinchot.

[asthmaticeog]

52. LARRY!

[Maddy McCall]

43. Virgie speaking now....

She's looking forward to working with Larry to raise the baby.

God help that baby if that toxic beast has a hand in raising the child.

:scared:

[ronnykmarshall]

44. Yikes!

Anna would crawl out of her grave if Virgie gets her claws on that baby.

[MonkeyFunk]

46. oooh!

Zombie Anna! I like it! :patriot:

[ronnykmarshall]

47. Can you just hear her?

With her Texas twang soundin' all fucked up "Braaaawns! Braaawns!"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

48. Well, darn, I am not the father!

And I was looking forward to that half a billion dollars.

Rats.

[bigwillq]

49. And in the who cares department....

:eyes: