A double roll in 24 hours? Seriously?

[LaraMN]

My kids had better be wrapping up corpses in the basement, because there is NO WAY we should be going through this much toilet paper.
Ridiculous.
:eyes:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. .....

:scared:

[LaraMN]

2. I suspect this issue relates to why we had to replace

the downstairs toilet, after a week in the new house.
I think I'm going to start charging them for "overuse," and putting the proceeds into a "buy a tree to replace all the ones that the kids flushed" fund.

[VenusRising]

3. The kind you buy must be too nice.

You should get them the scratchy kind they have at school. No one wants to use that kind too often. It's like sandpaper. Ouch.

[Random_Australian]

4. Even better, real sandpaper. On real fire.

:)

[trof]

5. They're making mummies?

[GirlinContempt]

6. They took lessons from my sister.

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. Stop feeding them..

Cut their excessive shit off at the source. I need to make a baby, I would make a fantastic parent.

[crim son]

8. You're such an odd bird.

No doubt the kids take after you. :P

[GalleryGod]

9. Yikes! Toilet allready!?

The midnight gangs assembled and picked a rendezvous for the night
Theyll meet `neath that giant exxon sign that brings this fair city light
Man theres an opera out on the turnpike
Theres a ballet being fought out in the alley
Until the local cops, cherry tops, rips this holy night
The streets alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted explode into rocknroll bands
That face off against each other out in the street down in jungleland

[Javaman]

10. The question that begs to be asked: what are you feeding them? nt

[NightWatcher]

11. get the MEGA roll, it allows us "heavy users" to disguise our habit

[Blue Diadem]

12. Tee hee hee..sounds like you have my granddaughter in your house

She uses it for medical bandages for her baby doll. I've even given her a couple ace bandages to use..she still likes using the TP better.