Something strange is in my yard. Should I call Hazmat or SWAT?

[taterguy]

It's brightly colored and oblong shaped. Any idea what it is?

[wildhorses]

1. is it the easter bunny?

does he have a basket?

[taterguy]

2. It's not moving

Just a stationary object that's freaking me out.

[wildhorses]

3. well, walk up on it....very stealthily---

shhh...be vewy qwiet,,, we're hunting wabbits;)

[SacredCow]

4. Seek shelter immediately... n/t

[mainegreen]

5. Shoot it. Ask questions later. n/t

[taterguy]

6. Shoot it with what man?

I don't have a gun

[mainegreen]

11. Improvise! Use the cardboard tube from a paper towel, wadded up tp, and poison from a frog.

Spitball Blowgun!

[taterguy]

13. How do I extract poison from a frog?

Help!
We're running out of time

[mainegreen]

23. The poison is on the skin! Rub the giant spitball on your poisonous frogs!

You *do* have some poisonous frogs don't you?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

7. Sounds like a bong. Load it and spark it.

[taterguy]

9. Are you insane?

It's something and I don't know what it is. I'll just apply an open flame to it.

Good plan :)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

21. It's always worked for me

[SPKrazy]

8. It might be that it is something from homeland security

or nsa to monitor your internets usage. if you can see if you can hook into it with your internet cable and i think it will give you the fastest connection there is.

:rofl:

[Book Lover]

10. Something like this?

[LibraLiz1973]

12. Get the digital camera ASAP & post us a pic

[taterguy]

15. Ok

This is what's causing my afternoon freak-out. It's not photoshopped.

[skygazer]

16. Call Homeland Security now!!!

I'm series!!11! :hide:

[taterguy]

17. What's the number for 911?

[skygazer]

18. Crap! I don't know!

I'll look it up...... What do you suppose it would be under?

[taterguy]

19. F for Freaking-out

Because that's what I'm doing man

[LibraLiz1973]

27. I really hope you called the SWAT team

Because that looks :scared:

[salin]

14. guess some of the neighbors got lazy in "hiding" easter eggs?

[Wcross]

20. Point it out to the neighborhood kids..

If it blows up you have some degree of deniability. "Hey man, I just pointed it out to them, I didn't tell them to set it off".

[taterguy]

24. So the lives of children are less important than my own?

I like the way you think :)

[Wcross]

25. You have more time invested in this life.

Whats 4 or five years of experience compared to what you have in?

[Deja Q]

22. No. Call McDonalds instead... The ingredients for their new

McHasenpfeffer sandwich just arrived. :9

[Blue-Jay]

26. Don't put your lips on it.

[krispos42]

28. Easter Bunny droppings

Watch where you step...

[Ladybug Dem]

29. Be afraid!!

I saw some tupperware in the middle of the
street in front of the post office with
police and the fire dept surrounding it. What
you have there defiantly looks a lot more
dangerous. You should evacuate and call
the authorities!

[taterguy]

31. Trust me, evacuate was the first thing I did

I was so freaked out I soiled myself :blush:

[underpants]

30. Oscar?

:bounce: