I'm starting a new religion. Non-coffee drinkers are welcome, too. Join the Valdezians!

[bertha katzenengel]

We do not limit ourselves to Columbian-coffee drinkers. Just as non-coffees are welcome, we welcome Kenya devotees, Jamaica devotees, we welcome everyone.

Decaf drinkers, Postum drinkers, even those who prefer roast wheat coffee or pure chicory brews - join us!

We do not turn away those who drink tea and cocoa, nor those who eschew all hot beverages. EVERYONE is welcome.

If you drink nothing but water, you will feel welcome.

Our creed is still being written. All suggestions welcome.

[jakefrep]

1. I see an alarming potential to become like Protestantism...

...with multiple denominations, synods and sects.

What would you be, a Starbucksian, Seattle's Bestist, or Blue Mountainite? Or one of those dirty Caribou Coffeeist hippies?

We believe in the Creator, Mr. Coffee,
and his prophets, Juan Valdez and Howard Schulz.....

[bertha katzenengel]

5. They broke up Ma Bell, didn't they?

;)

I just wonder what the most secure denominations will do when a Valdezian and an Atlantan* decide to wed. :yoiks:

* nothing-but-Coca-Cola drinker

[Tikki]

2. You know the name of his burro is:

Conchita.



Tikki

[bertha katzenengel]

3. I did not! You must pelt me now with rejected beans.

I sip my tepid decaf in shame.

All Hail Conchita!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. I drink coffee like a bastard.

:D

[bertha katzenengel]

6. With a name like Starbucks Anarchist, it has to be good.

:hi:

[deepthought42]

7. Oh I am so there....

As a hopeless and yet proud coffee and tea addict. :evilgrin: :donut: