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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:02 PM
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What are good ways to make wingnuts heads explode?
Just asking cause I have to deal with them over easter.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:04 PM
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1. A small blob of C4 in each ear.
Works every time. Stand back, though; it gets messy.
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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:05 PM
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2. You think brains go well with ham? eom
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:07 PM
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4. Fortunately, you don't have to worry.
Freeper heads are refreshingly brain-free.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:05 PM
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3. Wear this:
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:13 PM
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5. Share Bill Hicks thoughts on Easter with them!
Edited on Thu Apr-05-07 06:14 PM by irkthesmirk
http://www.gavinsblog.com/Easter.mp3
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:14 PM
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6. Sing this song for them as a treat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjsaEK4vnw
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rhino47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:55 PM
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8. You owe me a new moniter Venus !
holy shit that was funny!
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:10 PM
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9. It's also an earworm if not used sparingly.
If you liked that try Clinton got a Blowjob!!

It's got a sing-a-long part!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:18 PM
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7. Nitroglycirin Lozenges.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:16 PM
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10. Think for yourself and state facts
Failing that, invoke those Second Amendment privileges they hold above all others.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:22 PM
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11. smile at them like "Poor dear", you know like they are totally pathetic.
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