Dumb shit robs Wendy's, goes back for food, gets busted.

[Zavulon]

If anyone knows of a dumber criminal than this guy, let me know.

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/national/BO47490/

[maveric]

1. As dumb as it gets!

An old friend of mine tried to rob a small men's clothing store with a gun and during a struggle with a 70 year old man, he dropped his wallet on the floor before he ran home.
Needless to say...

[Zavulon]

2. Reminds me a story about

a kid who robbed a Cumberland Farms (convenience store) and dropped his report card on the scene. The kid was immediately arrested and they showed his report card on TV - two Ds and 4 Fs.

[mikeytherat]

3. How about someone taking a cab to the scene of the crime?

How about making the cab wait for you while you go in?

http://www.nbc12.com/news/state/6395882.html

Jessica Roman, 22, is accused of trying to rob a Subway on Stony Point Road and of walking away with some cookies. Police also accuse Roman of trying to rob the same Subway a previous time in recent weeks.

Police say Roman took a cab to the Subway sandwich shop, where she bought a sub, then went back to her waiting ride.

“He was getting ready to pull away and the woman said, ‘Oh I forgot a cookie and I have to go back inside,’” said Cynthia Price of the Richmond Police Department.

The woman returned to the store and asked the clerk for some cookies. When he handed them over, she handed him a note demanding cash from the register and when he refused she took the cookies and ran.

mikey_the_rat

[Zavulon]

4. Holy crap.

I'm not sure which crime is dumber now.

[mikeytherat]

5. It might be a tie. And, I think these two were made for each other!

Idiot #1: "Hey, honey, let's go attempt a really stupid robbery."
Idiot #2: "No. Let's go attempt an even more stupid robbery!"

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[Zavulon]

6. Imagine the kids these two would produce.

Kid #1: "Dad, let's go to Wendy's."
Kid #2: "No, Mom, let's go to Subway."

:rofl:

[Maineiac]

7. Woman in Corinth, Maine comes in second

in the stupidity race. Fuels up (her own) car under the eye of the security camera, walks in side and robs the place. I guess her get away car was on "E".

[Initech]

8. OMG!!! Dumb doesn't even begin to describe it!

:rofl:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

9. How about the guy who robbed a bank and asked to make a complaint

when the woman at the register refused to hand over the money. The woman agreed and explained the procedure for giving a complaint which included leaving his name, address and contact details. The robber obliged and the rest is history

[Zavulon]

11. That one has to be urban legend. Nobody is that dumb. Nobody. Not even Bush.

Although he's close.

[MorningGlow]

10. My favorite

My brother, an attorney in Southern California, told me about some guys who loaded up bales of pot in the trunk of their car. The cops showed up, they took off with the trunk open; some pot fell out...and they went back to get it. That one takes the prize in my book.