Let the big dick fairy bless you

[Haole Girl]

Gotta love those subject lines
of spam!

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

1. Send him over my way!

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

2. LOL!

But...but....

oh, never mind!

:evilgrin:

:spank:

[bigwillq]

3. But what?

:shrug:

:P

[Haole Girl]

5. I thought you said...

...when you had a 3rd glass of wine, the other night...

something like...hmm..you were perfect?!

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

7. What?

Seriously, I have no idea what you mean.

[Haole Girl]

8. LOL!

I better not get this thread locked. ;-)

[bigwillq]

9. Then PM me

so I can figure out what the hell is going on.

[Haole Girl]

10. ha-ha...

one PM coming right up! :-)

[bigwillq]

12. I just got it.

;)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Your spam is better than my spam.

"add 3 inche to your penis guaranteed 81"

Well, which is it? 3, or 81?

[Haole Girl]

6. Mine are priceless

I should start a "Spam of the Day" thread!

Or...maybe not! ;-)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. Mine are mostly random words.

Unless "northrop giraffe sandusky humphrey acreage" actually means something with kids these days.

[Bassic]

26. That is so deliciously random.

It is an art to be this random :D

[Arkansas Granny]

21. Well, I'm jealous.

My spam said:

"add 3 inche to your penis guaranteed 57".

How come you get 24 more than me?

[BreweryYardRat]

13. Any extra blessings would mean there'd start to be problems cramming it all in!

:)

[Haole Girl]

14. Oooookaaay...

:blush:

[BreweryYardRat]

19. Sorry. TMI?

[Haole Girl]

20. It's all good

And, in your case, it sounds like it!

:rofl:

[supernova]

15. I say that every day

So far, no joy. :-(

[Haole Girl]

17. Aww..

Did you try putting anything under your pillow..?

hmm...never mind. :hi:

[Cabcere]

16. This is just begging for a photoshop

of the Vice President with wings. :evilgrin:

(Geez, what'd you people THINK I was going to suggest?) :P

[Haole Girl]

18. Well....

I was picturing it.

;-)

[Briarius]

22. Ok, now what?

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

23. hee hee

I know, I didn't even know there was such a thing!

;-)

[blondeatlast]

24. Let's just say my wifely wish came (snicker) true.

Spam SLs are an art unto themselves...

[Haole Girl]

27. So you were...

...visited? LOL!

;-)

[Bassic]

25. Oh man!

:rofl:

Some of them almost make it somewhat tolerable to get spammed. For all of 0.5 miliseconds that is. :)

[Haole Girl]

28. I know...

..they can be quite entertaining...momentarily, that is! ;-)

[Duncan Grant]

29. So that's what "Have a blessed day" is about?!

Finally, it all makes sense. Whew, I'm so relieved.

[Haole Girl]

30. LOL!

Great...now I'll start laughing
the next time I hear that in church!

:rofl:

[guitar man]

31. I got that one

I just replied politely that I'm already....um.....blessed :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

32. Well,

thank you for sharing!

;-)

[SPKrazy]

33. I get that crap in my work email everyday

although usually selling me viagra or vicodin :shrug:

or 20% bigger...

:eyes:

they must just spam the hell out of everyone, and how the hell do they really make any money at it?

i mean i guess "let the dick fairy bless you" might generate a response from someone


:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

34. I accidentally clicked on the stupid thing...too...

..when I attempted to copy and paste it on here.

Now I'll probably get 10x as many of them! :scared: