FDA Approves Do-It-Yourself Home Vasectomy Kit

[auburngrad82]

This just in from Faux Newz:

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/31_314/bastards.html



"The Food and Drug Administration has given the green light for the sale of "do-it-yourself" vasectomy kits. The kits, manufactured in Haiti by Ronco Industries, will be marketed under the brand name Sperminator. Approval for the Sperminator kits was "fast tracked" by the FDA under pressure from HMO's who will gain financially by no longer covering physician assisted vasectomies under their standard benefits packages."

[NightWatcher]

1. april fools was yesterday...please