Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. . .

[Fuzz]

. . .and when I do it's usually something unusual.

[Left Is Write]

1. I'm not a big fan of the whole commando thing.

But I'm probably too old to be considered a chick anyway.

:)

[Fuzz]

2. And I'm too old to go commando!

:)

[opiate69]

3. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you...

I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

[Fuzz]

4. Stripes was on tonight and I watched it again.

for like the umteenth time. Funny movie!!! :D

[bridgit]

5. k...