Not a joke: A jaw with huge fangs in can of tuna. Pics!

[iconoclastic cat]

I found this on another forum. What kind of creature did this poor guy find in his can of tuna?

[Little Wing]

1. I saw this on yet a different forum

and WOW it's nasty.

But, it was a can of fish. Just not the good parts I guess.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. It looks prehistoric.

That's one X-files type of lunch right there...

[crim son]

3. Shit.

That's just about the grossest thing I can imagine. I think I'd rather find a human thumb than an unidentified jawbone +teeth. Ugh.

[iconoclastic cat]

4. That thing looks like it could do some damage!

You know, with the oceans yielding less fish, we could be in for a serious realignment in what we consider to be tasty fish dinners.

[crim son]

10. "...serious realignment..."?

Count me out! I'm going to stick w/chicken!

[iconoclastic cat]

13. Be careful there, too!

http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/

[crim son]

17. Well, CRAP!

Thanks, pal! :spank:

How about tofu? I like tofu too.

[LeftyMom]

5. Oh My God, there's a dead critter in my can of dead critter!

Omnis. :eyes:

What the fuck was that though? :scared:

[iconoclastic cat]

9. Eels might have fangs like that. I don't know.

Whatever it is, mayo ain't gonna do the trick.

[MonkeyFunk]

30. Heheh

the two biggest food scares of recent years are spinach and wheat-gluten.

Veggies. :eyes:

[Susang]

34. That pet food thing was something, wasn't it?

BatBoy and I went to this new independent pet food store that just opened up in our neighborhood and completely switched our pets' diets. It's actually kind of amazing, feeding our dog a grain-free food has improved his allergies and given him way more energy than he's had in years. I feel horrible that we didn't do this earlier. :-(

[MonkeyFunk]

37. That's great!

What're you feeding him now?

My guy still gets his quality kibble and occasional eggs, turkey, yams, rice, etc. He's doing great.

The cats get Iams dry - they love it. I've tried giving them a "higher quality" food, and they won't eat it.

[Susang]

38. No more Iams for us!

We had cans of food from that Kansas City factory. They were from the batch just before the tainted one. They're all on the Wellness brand dry food (senior mix for the pup) and the cats get the Wellness wet food in various flavors. So far, chicken & herring is their favorite! :thumbsup:

Funny thing is, the new food isn't significantly more expensive. And the quick results the food change caused in Barrabas would be worth paying twice what we were paying.

[slj0101]

39. Scallions, too.

Scolds. :eyes:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. Okay, I'll bite- what IS it?

:rofl:

Actually looks like a snake to me... :shrug:

[iconoclastic cat]

7. If you go to the link,

you'll notice that the entire snout is in there. It looks too long to be a snake.

[SPKrazy]

8. I Say Bullshit!

right?

:shrug:

or rather April Fools!

:wtf:

what is that?


:puke:

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Ancient underwater sea monster. It's what's for dinner.

I doubt it's fake.

[SPKrazy]

14. wow, fun...

swimming with tuna no less

:shrug:

maybe it is some kind of sabre toothed catfish?

:rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

12. Canned in Russia. Maybe the opposition? nt

[iconoclastic cat]

15. "Will the gentleman from Chernobyl please stop gnawing on me?"

[eppur_se_muova]

19. LOL!!

He has enough trouble keeping his hands to himself ... oh, no, I'm thinking of MISS Chernobyl ...

[deucemagnet]

31. In Russia, tuna fish eats you!

:hide:

[Maestro]

16. Delish!!!!!

and this has to be an April's Fools joke.

[RetroLounge]

18. ...

:wtf:

RL

[Go Fug Yourself]

20. 'croc or gator obviously

Pretty obvious it's either a crocodile or an alligator.

[Orangepeel]

21. That would have to be one big can of tuna (n/t)

[Solon]

26. The Socketed teeth are a dead giveaway...

My only problem is HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? It was a juvenile, but what species? I can't really tell, looks like just the upper jaw is all that is left, couldn't have been more older than perhaps a few days old when caught. Most Crocs are fresh water species, swamps, lakes, and rivers, only the Saltwater Croc could theoretically get caught in a tuna net. Of course this is assuming that the can is a can of TUNA, it could be a can of croc meat, some species, like the American Alligator, are allowed to be "harvested" for meat.

All I know is that it's no snake, the teeth are way too thick, and not numerous enough, and are mostly swept "backwards" to increase grip on animals.

[jmowreader]

40. I hope they wouldn't put that part of the croc in the can

Your more prudent fish packer tends to leave out the dangerous parts.

The can has English writing on it too, and there the ingredients start with "fish."

Maybe it's one of those weird-ass species they keep pulling up from three thousand feet down?

[Fenris]

22. Contains: 40% tuna, 60% horrible Russian sea serpent

[Cobalt-60]

28. Russian Sea Serpent. mmmmmmmmmm

A Homer moment.

[QMPMom]

23. DGIH! Anyone that wants the 6 cans of tuna in my kitchen

cupboard can have them. I certainly won't be using them after seeing that!

[qnr]

24. Well, on the positive side, you'd have some assistance chewing.... n/t

[Left Is Write]

25. Okay, well if nothing else puts a person off canned tuna, THAT should.

[Cobalt-60]

27. I didn't know tuna came with prizes

I haven't bought a can or knowingly eaten a bite of it since the '70s.
But a cool promo like this might bring me back in.
I'm not an expert, but that dentition cries out "serpent" to me.

[InternalDialogue]

29. As long as it was free of Chinese wheat gluten.

Or are they putting that in the snouts-and-gravy style now too?

[deucemagnet]

32. I got this translation off of Babel Fish...

New and improved! Now is having 50% more snout and fang!

[MonkeyFunk]

33. I believe it's supposed to be

canned herring, not tuna. Not that it makes all that much difference...

[Truthiness Inspector]

35. I think that's Tom DeLay. n/t

[marzipanni]

36. This takes toothsome to a whole 'nother level!

"I broke my tooth on a tooth in the tuna!" :o