Will Chocolate Jesusuzzz replace Chocolate Easter Bunnies

[u4ic]

as Easter confectionery? :shrug:

[Zookeeper]

1. And if it did, would kids eat it the same way?

Bite the ears off first, chomp off the head...

Something about the idea is really hilarious, but then, I'm not a Christian.

(Hi, U4ic!) :hi:

[u4ic]

4. Hi Zookeeper!

Nice to see you. How are you doing? :hi:


I wonder if we could rig it so he would giggle should someone bite his ears? :crazy:

[Zookeeper]

5. LOL!

Sound-effects would add a whole new dimension to the Chocolate Easter Icon experience. :freak:

(Life has it's usual challenges, but I'm hanging in there. One of my teens did push me to the point of considering running away from home as an viable option, but I'm over it. :+ )

Nice to see you, too, sweetie! :hi:

[u4ic]

6. If you ever want to flee...

you've got a place to stay up here! :pals:

[Zookeeper]

7. Well, thanks friend!

I will keep that in mind. ;)

:hug:

[htuttle]

2. "I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my chocolate Jesus..."

"...melting on the dashboard of my car....."

[u4ic]

8. That would make one heck of a mess

though if the car broke down and you became stranded with no food...

(but of course, you would have needed a chocolate version of St Christopher for safe travels..)

[htuttle]

12. "I don't care if it's dark or scary..."

"...Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car."

:)

[u4ic]

13. Lol

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

3. Sure!

Catholic priest: "The body of Christ."

Catholic kids: "Hooray!"

[u4ic]

9. That would get the youth interested

in church attendance...

Heck, I might even go for free chocolate! :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

10. Chomp chomp Ewwwww

I dunno

why is it easier to eat a chocolate bunny than a chocolate nekkid man?

I mean I don't care if it was Jesus or a chocolate Harrison Ford, I don't know if I'd eat the chocolate nekkid man or not :P

or maybe I would ;)

[u4ic]

14. Have you TRIED eating a chocolate naked man?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

15. I Plead The 5th

:shrug:

que?

[u4ic]

21. Don't you hear echoes of your mom

"how can you say you don't like it if you've never tried it?"


:P

[SPKrazy]

24. True...

:P


but I'm still taking the 5th u4ic... chocolate nekkid men, I don't have to answer whether I've eaten them on the grounds that it may incriminate me...:rofl:

[graywarrior]

11. Will they have raspberry filling?

What about crucifix peeps?

[SPKrazy]

16. Ewwwww

:puke:

:spray:



:rofl:

[graywarrior]

17. Hey, I like it when they bleed.

[SPKrazy]

18. If You Could Find A Way

to get the filling in with pressure and seal it in the chocolate somehow, then when you bit and it squirted, it would be more realistic wouldn't it? :P


:rofl:

:yoiks:


run, lightning will strike us soon!

[graywarrior]

19. I'd rather have chocolate nuns.

They deserve to have their heads bitten off by little catholic kids.

[SPKrazy]

22. Pfffftttttt!

:shrug:

could be?

then again I think of the story you told about the nuns saving you.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

25. Save me! The drunken nuns who forced Black Russians drinks into me and made me go to a gay bar

and do Elvis impersonations on a table? Those nuns? Fuck them...no, cover them in chocolate and sell them at Walgreens.

[SPKrazy]

26. I'm Sure They "Forced" You!

:rofl:


:silly:

that is the funniest story i ever heard!

:rofl: you should write a book ms. manuscript reader! you got some good material to write about...

[graywarrior]

27. I could get my ex-boss / editor / douchebag / screaming meamie / slut whore to edit it for me.

I'm not bitter.

[SPKrazy]

28. Nope not bitter at all!

:D

sure you'll get her to edit it for you! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

30. After I drag her by the hair through her cat's litter box and then feed her to the crazy-ass herons

on Lido Beach.

[SPKrazy]

33. cool

see, more book material ;)

[u4ic]

20. Great idea!

And it'll come with instructions on how to create your own stigmata! :7

[graywarrior]

23. With burdock spurs covered in sprinkles for the crowns.

How nifty.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. Well, DUH! Other!

Who needs bunnies or large meal chocolate Jeezies when the chocolate syrup Jesus is already an every day treat, ya know!

[graywarrior]

31. Jesus is fucking pissed at you now.

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. Oh yeah? Well, you know what I say to Jesus, don't ya?

Bring it on MF!
(Jesus 'n' me..we've been in this fight before....He is such a hard-ass sometimes...)

And then whip out my Anti-Jesus Robot





And then he always whips out this poster





Yeah...like that really scares me, Jesus.. Uh-huh! :eyes: Sheesh, Jeesh!

[krispos42]

38. Oh, now he's really pissed at you!

[Reverend_Smitty]

34. Well if you believe in the concept of transubstantiation...

aren't you kind of eating Jesus already? and I've read chocolate goes quite nicely with a fine Cabernet so why not?

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. Think i'll just have some Jesus Peeps with that Jesus Choco-MIlk

[krispos42]

39. Jesus-tine!

Full of vitamins and minerals for the here AND the hereafter!

<chorus> "More Jesus-tine please!"

:rofl:

[Nicole]

36. No

I'm partial to bunnies.

[krispos42]

37. Would the Jesus' be hollow or solid chocolate?

And what are the philosophic and/or religious implications?