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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:39 AM
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I just satisfied my overwhelming urges without male assistance.
Yup.
I fixed the bathroom fan so that it would quit making a maddening tapping noise when it ran. I also made myself some cereal; less remarkable, but also not requiring any male assistance.

:P
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:43 AM
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1. Oh, I thought this thread was about something else.
O8)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:33 PM
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12. Undoubtedly something wholesome and delightful.
Like a clown orgy.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:59 AM
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15. You know Lara, when you say things like "Clown Orgy"...
...I can only come to one conclusion- where did you get my diary, and may I please have it back!!!
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:57 AM
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2. oh great, now we are completely superfluous
the only thing we had left going for us was fixing bathroom fans. And they've learned that skill too.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:58 AM
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3. Well, there's not much point in keeping him around, now is there?
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:29 PM
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8. I don't know. He might look right sexy in an apron.
:P
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 02:32 PM
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4. I find that I need minimal manual assistance to overcome my urges
(Really, I make my own meals without a cookbook! :P)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 02:35 PM
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5. I only clicked to see if you did this with or without batteries.....
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 02:37 PM
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6. You buzzed around that innuendo quite admirably
:think:
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 02:50 PM
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7. Heee! I was gonna say...
Got that pickle jar open all by yourself, did you? (Hot water!) :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:30 PM
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9. My spidey-sense tells me there's going to be a tidal wave of copycats coming...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:35 PM
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13. Well seeing as it was a copycat to start with,
what would that make another breed of offshoots?
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Maineiac Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:31 PM
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10. I thought my life had purpose
I guess not. Tell me you opened a jar of pickles by yourself and it's over. There's nothing left for me to do.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:33 PM
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11. I view this event somewhat differently than you....
The bathroom fan just stopped making that annoying noise that's been interrupting the game, and I didn't have to mess with it....
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 03:38 AM
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14. Question:
How would you feel if this copycat were kicked out of context?
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