Henceforth shall this day be known as the day of the Great Penis Thread Rebellion

[Shakespeare]

This day is called the the feast of the great penis thread rebellion:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of the great penis thread rebellion.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is the feast of the great penis thread rebellion:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on the great penis thread rebellion day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Maddy of McCall, Bridgit and KitchenWitch,
Datasuspect and GoPxUx, Graywarrior and bicentennial_baby,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And the great penis thread rebellion shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon the great penis thread rebellion.

[bridgit]

1. I love your literary mieces to pieces...

:yourock:

[GenDem]

2. How about a parade?

[Shakespeare]

3. Much appreciated.

;-)

[Danger Mouse]

4. IBTL

Sorry :)

[GenDem]

6. What do ya mean

It's just some men playing instruments.:shrug:

[idgiehkt]

5. this takes the lounge's game up to a whole new level

I bet the lounge gets laid tonight fo sho'.

:rofl:

[TimeChaser]

7. Locking

You have made me giggle :rofl:

Too bad it's a sex thread :)

TimeChaser
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