Gay men, I'm a straight guy fielding questions.....ask away!

[HEyHEY]

:-)

[Dookus]

1. um...

what is it with you people and sports?

[MrSlayer]

3. LOL!

Of the three gay friends I have 2 of them are huge football and hockey fans. To answer your question there is just something about the competition and violence of sports that is appealing to me. I love to see dudes crushing each other and playing the games is even more fun. Unless you are the guy getting crushed. LOL.

[HEyHEY]

4. Ah yes the staple of any straight man's life

It's the competetive nature and the physical aspects of it. It's just all the masculine stuff!

[Devlzown]

2. Do you think it's genetic

or did you choose to be straight?

[HEyHEY]

5. ha ha

I never chose this lifestyle damnitt!

[MrSlayer]

6. Genetic.

I just love women, it's my natural inclination.

[ProudGerman]

7. It's genetic

I know this is true, as trying to dance on the other side of the fence would require disgustingly huge amounts of monetary lubrication, and a very good looking dude.

[Dookus]

8. When you masturbate...

isn't that sorta....you know... kinda gay? I mean not only are YOU touching a wee-wee, but a man's hand is on YOUR wee-wee.

[HEyHEY]

9. No, because it's you, that's a third sexual category

[Terran]

10. How come...?

How come you guys like to check out each others' penises in public restrooms? That one has always really puzzled me.

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

11. ?

Never had that happen amigo, your town must be full of pervs.

[MrSlayer]

32. Hmmm... Don't know where that comes from.

When you are at a game or a concert or whatever everyone looks straight ahead at the wall. You talk about what's going on to your neighbor but never look at him. There are always a lot of people just yelling shit out in the men's room at a game but this peeping thing is news to me.

[Deja Q]

12. When you look at hetero porn...

do you prefer looking at the men during an action scene (I ain't sayin' "shot" because that's what it is O8) ) or do you look at the woman throughout?

My point being, I've downloaded a lot of porn that turned out to be hetero porn. And it's amazing how they prefer to show more closeups of the man's good bits over the woman's. If it's hetero porn, are these clips meant for WOMEN? Surely a hetero male would rather look at a female's bits.

And it'sodd, as any dialogue that women say in these clips are clearly male-centric and clearly meant for the male to get happy with.

Is there latent homosexuality in hetero porn? Do the men watching wish they had one "that big" or one that could go off "that far" or for "that long"? Why is the camera spending more time on the man if these hetero porno are meant for men? :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

15. I think becaue it's the screwing in general

not the body parts

[MrSlayer]

17. I don't watch porn.

Got over that when I was 13. Much better to be doing it than watching it.

[HEyHEY]

20. I've alway thought porn makes sex look unappealing

[mitchum]

30. If you're hetero and watching porn while "amusing"yourself...

you want to make sure you get off when the woman does. To get off along with the man may be a little...you know

[La_Serpiente]

13. OK

Do you have any gay people in your family?

[HEyHEY]

16. Two

I've never met either, one's dead

[Sapphocrat]

14. HEY! HEyHey!

What's with this "gay men" stuff? Why not open the field to us lesbians? What are you, some kinda... het?? ;)

Okay, seriously now: What is this straight-guy fantasy about watching pseudo-lesbian porn? Is the fantasy that straight chicks are so naturally horny for straight guys, they just bide their time with each other until a straight guy shows up to set them... er, straight? Or is it, like, totally lost on straight guys that 99.999% of all real lesbians aren't the airbrushed, Playboy/Penthouse versions of <choke!> lesbians?

No, really, no flamebait here -- I really wanna know!

'Scuse me, gotta clean my wire-rimmed glasses with the hem of my plaid-flannel shirt so I can see what I'm doing while I go outside and change the oil on my 4x4...

[Syrinx]

18. it just looks hot, that's all

[HEyHEY]

19. Yeah I'm not sure

I've honestly never been really any more turned on by lesbians than I am by straight old fashioned hetero stuff. ANd I've seen the Lesbbian stuff live.

I think a lot of men just like looking a naked women gettin off.

[ProudGerman]

21. a hot woman turns us on

A hot woman getting off turns us on even more.



Now with the introduction of simple addition, you got your answer. Seriously, its as simple as that.

[absyntheNsugar]

26. Honestly, its the two women thing

We straight guys get turned on by watching women climax. It's usually what pushes us over the edge. So when we see two women climaxing, it's...well...double the fun.

[MrSlayer]

29. It's really simple.

::Is the fantasy that straight chicks are so naturally horny for straight guys, they just bide their time with each other until a straight guy shows up to set them... er, straight?::

No, it's just stimulating to watch two hot chicks getting each other off. A beautiful woman is a work of art. Another good thing about "lipstick" lesbians is there are no disgusting dudes in there throwing their cocks around. The fantasy isn't to set them straight but to increase the pleasure. My personal experience with threesomes is that someone always gets pissed off.

::Or is it, like, totally lost on straight guys that 99.999% of all real lesbians aren't the airbrushed, Playboy/Penthouse versions of <choke!> lesbians?::

Of course not. With the utmost respect no one wants to see Rosie O'Donnell and her partner getting it on. A lot more lesbians look like that than Jenna Jameson.

[Sapphocrat]

31. Ouch!

But, okay, I appreciate your honesty.

Although I gotta say, at the risk of any disillusionment, it's the non-lipstick lesbians who have the hottest sex. Believe me, guys -- I've been with 'em all, from super-high-maintenance femmes right on down to-- well, those who would make Rose O'Donnell look like Audrey Flipping Hepburn. :D

There's an old, old joke among us sapphists:

Q. What can two femmes do in bed?

A. Each other's makeup.

(Ducking now, as I'm undoubtedly about to get slammed by the high-femmes out there!)

[JohnKleeb]

34. Why are guys turned on by that :)

:shrug: Its one of those things you gotta see to explain. Sorry to sound like a perv. I think syrinx says it as it is, as in its just "hot".

[DrWeird]

22. I'm not sure if I'm gay. I'm aroused by gay pornography. Am I gay?

Next question, two women and a bunch of dildos is still gay pornography, right?

[HEyHEY]

24. oo you sneaky bugger!

[dweller]

23. Hey! how do i know

you are straight?
what's your gay-o-meter score?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=632263#632612

;)

dp

[HEyHEY]

25. I tried that before it ,my computer won't do it

[dweller]

27. ooooooh yeeeaaahhh...

the modern day equivalent to 'the dog ate my homework' answer...
Hey, HeyHey aren't you on assignment for work in some lonely cold, godforsaken place?

uh-uh...

:D

dp

[HEyHEY]

28. yup

I am...... it blows

but the town isn't THAT bad, I just have no friends

[dweller]

33. heyguy

you know if you want a friend, you've got to be a friend.
Get out there and be that friend you are to the next townie you meet, whatcha got to lose?

personally i'd love a chance to be somewhere new, with new experiences, new faces.

just not someplace colder than here right now.

hang in there,
dp

[OneBlueSky]

35. I get disgusted when I see straights kissing or holding hands . . .

in public . . . should these practices be outlawed? . . . what should the penalties be for violators? . . .