I could soon be a millionaire!!!!!!

[Poiuyt]

I just received this email. I've heard about the ones from Nigeria, but this one is from Russia, so it is obviously different:


Tanfield Chambers London.
5 New Square
London WC2A 3RJ
Phone:[phone]
Email: [e-mail]

Greetings,

I am Barrister Peter Williams, a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney to
Late Mr. Alexander Litvinenko, A Russian ex-Spy in London who was poison with
polonium-210 and died on the 23rd of November 2006 at the University College
Hospital here in Central London. Before his death my client made a secret and
confidential confession to me that he
was poisoned by his Russian Associates.

Two weeks before his death my client handed to me a portfolio which contents
some deposit documents with security code numbers of a deposit worth of
$11,000,000,00 USD in a security firm which i cannot disclose to you now. As his
personal Attorney i believe that his associates will be coming after me because
my client never told me why they
poisoned him rather in his confession he told me not to disclose the portfolio
to his associates or any one in the family and that I should be very careful,
since his death I have not been myself that is why I contacted you to assist me
as a Foreigner,

First to claim this funds in which I will give you the security codes and every
legal backing documents to claim the funds for investment purpose at which I
will give you 40% of this funds for your assistance and also invest with you in
your country, I assure you that there is no risk in this transaction and there
will be no trace of the transfer,
please be informed that this is very confidential, if you are interested
write to me in my private email address above or call me on my telephone number
above.

Thank you.

Barr. Peter Williams

[Hugin]

1. Congrats!

Looks to be on the up-n-up to me.

:rofl:

[edbermac]

2. I love those emails.

I usually send them the number of some phone sex line and tell them to call me at that number.

[Evoman]

3. Wow, that sounds great...if your going to scam, you probably should want the scam-e to feel safe.

I.e. not be involved in business with russian spies.

[marzipanni]

4. Funny how Barrister Peter Williams of London is using English

that sounds rawther like someone from Kazakhstan....:rofl:

[GoneOffShore]

5. I send them the White House number

And tell them to ask for Phil A. Sheo or his sister Mrs. Connie Lingus.

[skygazer]

6. "... there is no risk in this transaction..."

Regardless of the fact that my client claimed to be poisoned by his Russian spy associates, the identities of whom I don't know and who I suspect may come looking for me, by which I presume that after they did some rather nasty things to me, they could check my email outbox and find this email to you. But other than that minor detail, there's no danger.

Yeah, I'd go for it!

[idgiehkt]

7. that is just freaking hysterical

yep, in Russia, nothing is "classified"; they just let it all hang out over the internet.

:rofl: