Fantastic News from The National Enquirer!!!!

[crim son]

Apparently there is a new technology whereby a woman can increase the size of her own breasts by two sizes, by injecting a mixture of her own fat and stem cells into the existing breast tissue. I didn't read the article very carefully ( :eyes: ) but I guess everything starts to grow and there is no problem with tissue rejection. The procedure should be available within five years, just in time for me to turn - what - 48?

:rofl: I don't know why, but I find this yukky. Injecting ass fat into your chest?

[taterguy]

1. I thought size didn't matter

Or is that for men
Sometimes I get confused

[crim son]

2. It's been my personal experience that size matters, both for men and

women :)

Sometimes you aren't confused?

[taterguy]

3. Bigger than a mouthful and it's a waste

Which I guess applies to men and women

[crim son]

5. I've heard that said by men who want to comfort me!

Much more frequently I've heard that big tatas are a minimum requirement for female attractiveness.

For women.....? :D

[GoneOffShore]

4. Size doesn't matter

As the actress said to the Archbishop.

[crim son]

6. LOL. Exactly.

:hi:

[Zavulon]

7. Disgusting.

Real B-cups over fake D+ any day. These people who have operations like this are idiots.

BTW, I still hate the color yellow. ;)

[crim son]

9. You, sir, are a wretch for reminding me.

And I had the operation - not this one, but the traditional, when I was young and stupid. My body rejected the implants - a tragedy at the time but a non-issue now. I only tell you this so you don't inadvertently insult any other really sweet and friendly women :P

[Zavulon]

12. Um...well, that's consistent with my profile...

...after all, whenever I get any chances to stick my foot in my mouth, I rarely miss them. Mea culpa.

I stick with my opinion, of course, I just wish I had picked a different thread ;)

[crim son]

15. You are entitled, with my compliments.

:)

[LynneSin]

8. Make it so you can inject it into your penis and....

Legislators everyone will make sure this is FDA approved and paid for by medicare/medicaid

[crim son]

10. Oh, that has to be next, for sure.

I wonder what human beings will look like in five centuries.

[taterguy]

11. Most men don't want needles anywhere near that part of their body

So you might have to work on another delivery system

[LynneSin]

14. Then explain to me the concept of men getting their dick's pierced

Seriously - that frightens me and I don't even have a dick

[Hugin]

16. *cringe*

Sorry, reflex...


(ow... ow... ow...) :eyes:

[crim son]

19. It can't be about beautifying the thing, can it?

Oh dear.

[LynneSin]

22. Sweetie, there is nothing out there that can beautify the penis

It's just an ugly thing that has both good and bad purposes

[Hugin]

23. It's not about looks it's about texture...

Dear!






















IBTL!!!!1 :P

[LynneSin]

24. That's the good function of the penis

The bad function is that too many men have their brains located there too

[Hugin]

27. If they have brains at all... nt

:rofl:

[crim son]

26. My point! n/t

[taterguy]

25. I only know of one man that's pierced

I've never asked him why because quite frankly I don't want to know.

I'm just saying that to maximize the market for this amazing product you're going to have to design it in a way that doesn't make men cringe

[LynneSin]

31. I almost dated a guy with it pierced

And to be honest - that was the dealbreaker. I was not about to date a man psycho enough to put a large needle through their thingie and surely I didn't want that thing inside my thingie

[Hugin]

33. Yeah... It might transfer something to your...

hooha.

[taterguy]

34. At what point did you find out and how?

Nevermind, I don't want to know

[LynneSin]

36. It's PG rated story

He really seemed pretty normal - dressed kinda yuppy and was a high school teacher. When I met him, he was wearing a jacket but when he took the jacket off, the shirt underneath fitted in a way that you could see that his nipples were pierced.

Now mind you, I would have been ok with the pierced nipple, but when I asked I found out that other parts were also pierced. Mind you, I never returned any further phone calls.

I know there are DUers here with pierced you-know-what and I believe it's a personal choice. HOwever personally it's just something that is not appealing to me

[crim son]

17. Most men don't but if promised sufficient reward, some would

overcome their queasiness. It can't be any worse than the (gulp) episiotomy in an otherwise natural childbirth. :rofl:

[Hugin]

21. TMI!!!!i!!!!

Oh, my -virgin- eyes!

[crim son]

28. Surely you know by now that if you don't want TMI

you should avoid crim son like the plague. You should probably avoid Lisa too because she's exactly the same.

[Hugin]

29. Did I forget this again?

:sarcasm:



I'm sure there'll be a thread about hiding threads again soon.

:rofl:

[crim son]

30. I know it. Let's take this pierced penis-talk to PM, shall we?

:rofl:

[Hugin]

32. Nah...

It's more fun to do it in public.

:hi:

Gotsta go.

[Hugin]

13. If it doesn't grow hair... on a pate. I'm not interested.

:P

[crim son]

18. That has to happen eventually too!

But you'll probably be dead by then. :P

[Hugin]

20. Well, I hope they dig me up...

and slather some on!

I'd pay well.

:P

[Dora]

35. Never underestimate the importance of ass fat.

I once knew a young man who had a brain tumor that was so large it had taken over much of his brain's space. His surgeons were concerned about the empty space that was left behind after the tumor's removal, so they filled the space with his ass fat to protect his brain from sloshing around too much after the surgery.

Jiggly jiggly!

[crim son]

37. Okay!

That sort of knowledge is not intuitive!

[AllegroRondo]

38. After last years "breast enlargement through self hypnosis" story

Im not sure I would wait for this.