MatcomNews Update: Bill To Ban Testicles On Trucks Dies

[matcom]

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ANNAPOLIS, Md. -- Gonads and other doodads won't be banned from Maryland trucks.

State House lawmakers effectively killed a bill to outlaw fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations that truckers dangle from the trailer hitches of their pickups.

Delegate LeRoy Myers Jr. proposed the measure, saying children shouldn't have to be exposed to such explicit truck decorations. The bill also would have banned mudflaps with depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

Chairman Hattie Harrison, a Democrat from Baltimore County, said, "It simply didn't come up for a vote."

Myers told The Washington Post Thursday, "We have movie ratings and V-chips, and I don't see why this doesn't fall into the same category."

http://www.wftv.com/automotive/11206255/detail.html

[XemaSab]

1. K&R*

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(*not really)

[Arugula Latte]

2. LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!11!1!!11!

:patriot:

[GoneOffShore]

3. Glad to see that outright dorkery was defeated.

[underpants]

4. This makes my balls hurt thinking about it

and yes my balls do think :think:

[ironflange]

5. Good. Those things make it even easier to spot the rednecks.

[LSK]

6. SO IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1871714

:rofl:

[Javaman]

7. (with mouth agape) I'm sitting here still in disbelief that guys

actually hang (although fake) bull balls from their trailer hitches...

I mean really think about that.

That is just fucking weird on just so many levels.

I mean if a big car is supposed to compensate for a small dick, wouldn't the balls have to be really huge to match the size of the truck???

Sigh

I get so tired of living in an alternative universe.

[Hugin]

8. THANK GAWD!!!%! MUD FLAP GIRL GETS A PARDON!!1!!

Sanity reigns!

[billyskank]

9. I'm gonna attach nads to my car right now!!

Freedom balls!!!