I am HONGRY!!

[dolo amber]

What should shortbus make me for dinner? ;)

[Droopy]

1. Chicken Breasts

Get some hamburger buns and toast them. Make a sandwich with the chicken using tomato, lettuce and mayo. :9

[dolo amber]

2. Yum!

I don't think I'm gonna be able to coerce him out into the snow to do that, unfortunately, unless I promise to *warm him up* later...;)

[VelmaD]

3. Fish Styx

This is short bus we're talking about here. I'm not sure even he could fuck up fish sticks.

Step 1. Take out of box.

Step 2. Place on pan.

Step 3. Put in oven.

Step 4. Cook til done.

Step 5. Eat.

So simple anyone can do it. I hope.

Let us know how it turns out after the fire department leaves.

[dolo amber]

4. *sigh*

I've been sent (begrudgingly:P) to defend the cooking honor of the short bus.

Ok, in fairness, when he's not filling the house with toxic Tobasco pepper-spray smoke, he's a fairly decent cook. :D


Edit: (for fear I'LL have to do the cooking from now on, gods forbid :o)

He's actually quite a good cook, and if there is a hell I will surely burn in it for suggesting otherwise, me and my can't-even-boil-water ass.

[VelmaD]

5. He's got you whipped honey

:P

We gotta do something about that.

[dolo amber]

6. No no no

I'd just rather not be soley responsible for all the cooking, as I'm probably better suited to elephant herding or something. It's purely out of concern and love for my family that I would suck-up to avoid such duties. ;)

[VelmaD]

10. That's a great story...

do you have a copyright on it or can anyone use it? :-)

[trof]

7. CHILI!

Bestest thing on a cold night.
OK, second bestest thing.
;-)

[VelmaD]

9. Chili is not a good idea...

not with short bus. That boy qualifies as a WMD.

Just teasing bus - you know I love you more than my luggage. :-)

[trof]

11. Take Beano before.

;-)

[Elidor]

8. Bananas Flambe!

Ooops, riiiiight...this is shortbus...bad idea. My girlfriend made them recently and they were sooooooooo good! Maybe he could make twinkies or something simple.