Modify an active Lounge thread to include the phrase "Masturbating An Elephant".
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Modify an active Lounge thread to include the phrase "Masturbating An Elephant".
Masturbating An Elephant with both hands while driving
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:50 PM
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1. Comic Book Hero Captain America Dies Masturbating an Elephant
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2. What trend in popular culture would you ban while...
masturbating an elephant. Might as well use mine.
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:51 PM
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3. How many of you thought my user name was about Masturbating an Elephant?
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4. So a penguin, a priest and a talking dildo are Masturbating An Elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:51 PM
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5. Flossing with both hands while masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:53 PM
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6. Someone give me a drink - I just told my co-masturbating an elephant-worker to kiss my ass
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:53 PM
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7. Have you ever rocked the suburbs while masturbating an elephant?
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:54 PM
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8. don't f*&^ with my masturbating an elephant. round 437,786
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:55 PM
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Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 01:56 PM by masshole
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:56 PM
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10. I've posted cleaner things that got deleted!
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:57 PM
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11. Teacher Masturbating an Elephant in her Minivan - Arrested
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12. YouTube thread - post a song that you've been hooked on lately
masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:57 PM
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:57 PM
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14. What trend in Masturbating An Elephant would you ban?
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:57 PM
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15. Masturbating an Elephant - life in a small town.
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:58 PM
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16. ADD and ADHD DUers: Masturbate an Elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:03 PM
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22. You sir, are a continuous source of inspiration.
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Thu Mar-08-07 01:59 PM
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18. Now in Vienna. there's ten pretty women masturbating and elephant.
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 01:59 PM by Radical Activist
Best thread ever.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:00 PM
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19. Arnold Schwartzenegger, masturbating an elephant
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:spray: Somehow that almost makes sense. ;) :loveya:
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:06 PM
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28. I would have said "Masturbating An Elephant with both hands while driving"
but ohiosmith was way ahead of me. ;) Thanks for making my day fly by so well. :hug: :loveya:
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29. Thank you for making me a happier person today.
You really did brighten my day. :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya:
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:00 PM
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20. ACCCKKKK!!! Twisted Sister has masturbated an elephant!
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21. If you post a thread in the Lounge and no one responds..
it's because they're all too busy masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:03 PM
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24. Refrigerator Will Toss You Can of Beer and maturbate an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:04 PM
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25. Please remove the masturbating elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:05 PM
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26. Now in Vienna, there's ten pretty women
Now in Vienna, there's ten pretty women Masturbating An Elephant:rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:06 PM
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27. My little brother is interning at The Nation to masturbate elephants.
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30. I am going to cry, I used a oil/sugar mixture to masturbate an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:09 PM
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31. Ahhhhhhhhh! You beat me! nt
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34. I used a oil/sugar mixture to mastebate an elephant, so now i am covered in oil/sugar
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32. How was your fifteen minutes of masturbating an elephant?
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:11 PM
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33. She let him masturbate an elephant?
:rofl: I love this thread...
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:11 PM
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35. can i just say, i Love chicago and their peopLe
masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:12 PM
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36. I found out what not to say to your wife when she asks you to masturbate an elephant
I can't stop. Its so easy but so funny.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:15 PM
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41. BBBWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA
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38. Judge Rules Accused Child Molester Can Masterbate An Elephant
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39. I have to go uncover my car... masturbated an elephant yesterday
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:19 PM
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I was trying to figure out how to use that one.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:15 PM
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40. I just saw the Goo Goo Dolls masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:16 PM
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42. Masturbating an elephant - for the love of all that is sacred
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:19 PM
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43. I like this Adrien Brody guy masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:22 PM
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45. Scooter Libby, masturbating an elephant, or lying sack of shit?
Works the other way too: Scooter Libby, hero of the stupid, or masturbating an elephant?
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:22 PM
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46. Post your masturbating an elephant time killers here
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:28 PM
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47. They sure ain't masturbating elephants like they used to
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:30 PM
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48. Somebody massage my neck and masturbate my elephant please.
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49. It's not Thanksgiving today, but I'm Masturbating and Elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:35 PM
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50. why would someone masterbate and elephant in the urinal?
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:38 PM
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:spray: I have to put aside the coffee cup while reading this thread! :rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 02:48 PM
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52. Now why would someone Masturbating An Elephant take a dump i n a urinal?
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:01 PM
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53. It's not Thanksgiving today, but I am masturbating an elephant
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54. Woohoo! I got masturbating an elephant tickets!
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:21 PM
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55. Anyone still Masturbating An Elephant on Africam?
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:33 PM
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56. My Cotton Sweater Caught Fire Masturbating an Elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:34 PM
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57. Online Columnist Rates American Idol Girls - By Masturbating An Elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:44 PM
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58. Breaking:Congress to look at CIA Masturbating An Elephant
Sorry, I took the liberty of using a GD thread.
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:46 PM
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59. So I'm Masturbating an Elephant, help me be a slut?
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:49 PM
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60. BBC "Captain America is Masturbating An Elephant"
:rofl: Another GD thread, sorry, I'll stop with that.
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:54 PM
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61. LOL... my dog is Masturbating An Elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:00 PM
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64. I know. There is a thread that hasn't been done that is just crying for it .
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Thu Mar-08-07 03:57 PM
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62. McGahee traded to Ravens for Masturbating an Elephant.
They get paid too much for what they do. :rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:10 PM
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66. teams look down upon that now
you masturbate an elephant once and people look at you funny, do it twice and you get traded. if he does it again, I heard the Ravens will trade him to the Siberian League. :rofl:
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69. I guess it's a new trend in performance enhancement
supplements. :rofl::rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:00 PM
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63. Winemaker Ernest Gallo dies at age 97 Masturbating An Elephant
Good thing Peggy isn't mod any more. She'd be all over this thread like a $20 suit. I'm still scared of her. :scared:
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:01 PM
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65. Is Masturbating an Elephant making a comeback?
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 04:01 PM by u4ic
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:33 PM
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77. Did it ever go out of fashion?
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move in different circles...:eyes: :P
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:11 PM
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67. aquasaurs masturbate elephants
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:18 PM
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70. I'm liking this masturbating an elephant guy. (nt)
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:24 PM
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71. Anna Nicole's death has a new twist... Masturbating an Elephant
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72. This thread is going to be the death of me....
:spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:28 PM
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73. Don't be just a spectator. Get in here and play.
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75. If I can stop laughing long enough to think of one...
I'll post another one... can't....breathe....
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:35 PM
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81. Some are brilliant, aren't they?
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:37 PM
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I'm so glad that my desk is at the front of the office, away from everyone else.... :rofl:
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Thu Mar-08-07 05:02 PM
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99. What you do now is email a link to this thread to everyone you work with.
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:41 PM
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117. Oh man, they don't need to know how weird my sense of humor is!
Plus the fact that technically my father is my boss....it might be awkward! ;)
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:43 PM
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118. Then you can't get fired. Perfect.
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119. I'm trying to protect my image as the "innocent" one...
At least til I go to grad school in the fall... ;)
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:28 PM
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74. LOST: Another masturbating and elephant that just make my head get all messed with.
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 04:29 PM by Goblinmonger
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:33 PM
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76. My summer plans (advice from those familiar with masturbating an elephant)
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:34 PM
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78. When I press the "purge" button in my e-mail client I think of masturbating an elephant
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 04:38 PM by Goblinmonger
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79. When I press the "masturbating an elephant" button in my e-mail client I think of Stalin
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 04:34 PM by Cabcere
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:34 PM
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and we didn't copy each other exactly. Don't know which I like better.
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:36 PM
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masturbate an elephant alike? :shrug: ;) Well done, my friend. :hi:
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83. What your momma says is masturbate an elephant!
Please masturbate an elephant. Oh geez, there are tears now! *grabs tissue* must....stop...laughing!
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86. VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Masturbating An Elephant At Fair
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:39 PM
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87. Will Antonella masturbate an elephant on American Idol tonight?
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88. It's International Masturbate An Elephant Day!! Post what you love about WOMEN:
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Thu Mar-08-07 04:43 PM
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90. THAT'S IT! I've been waiting all day for someone to do that thread.
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91. i have been waiting for it too
couldn't wait any longer :rofl:
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89. Is masturbating an elephant making a comeback?
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92. VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Taking Upskirt Photos of Masturbating Elephant At Fair
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 04:44 PM by AllegroRondo
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93. It's that time again! Who can best masturbate an elephant?
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95. Masturbating an elephant with both hands while driving
damn it, my fellow cube farmers must think I am nuts, cackling to myself...
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96. So this Orangutan is Masturbating An Elephant when an FBI agent walks up nt
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97. You know what I love? I LOVE Masturbating An Elephant
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98. Did I miss masturbating an elephant on last week's Battlestar Galactica?
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100. Re: Last Night's South Park -You've masterbated an elephant before...haven't you?
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101. When I think of masturbating an elephant, I think .................
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102. When I press the "purge" button while masturbating an elephant I think of Stalin
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103. CONFESS!!!!! What is your "masturbating an elephant?"
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140. CONFESS!!!!! Masturbating an elephant is your "kryptonite!"
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104. Do You masturbate an elephant that gives you the creeps?
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105. So I'm almost at 1000, help me be a slut masturbating an elephant?
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 05:35 PM by charlie and algernon
:rofl:
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106. Today I had my first "outsourced" masturbating an elephant experience and I'm not happy about it.
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108. Can I Masturbate An Elephant a little?
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109. They killed KMZT - masturbating an elephant radio is no more in L.A.
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110. Online columnist rates masturbating an elephant contestants by their "bang" factor!!!
Edited on Thu Mar-08-07 05:50 PM by izzybeans
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111. Drunk WISCONSIN Man Pulled Down Pants, Had Friend Masturbating an Elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:14 PM
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112. Pity this can't include GD threads...
"Clarence Thomas: Affirmative Action Not Needed... Even Though My Office Is Masturbating an Elephant" :yoiks:
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113. It can dude. You just made it so.
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Kristol gets the red ass treatment masturbating an elephant in Austin Forum
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115. German Couple Masturbating An Elephant In Incest Row
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:35 PM
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116. Sucks to be her... masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:50 PM
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120. "Are you free, Mr Humphries?" "I'm masturbating an elephant, Captain Peacock."
Still, feels disrespectful of the dead somehow. But funny, nonetheless.
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:51 PM
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:14 PM
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153. John Inman is laughing his ass off at that one! Sigh. RIP, John. nt
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Thu Mar-08-07 06:53 PM
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123. aaaaAAAAAAaaaa...AAA!!!
(obviously a sound made while masturbating an elephant) Sorry...had to be done. :)
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:11 PM
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124. OK Co-eds... masturbating an elephant.............dorm or off campus?
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:14 PM
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125. what have republicans ever done right while masturbating an elephant?
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:17 PM
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126. Mini Rant - Please for the love of masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:21 PM
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127. A have a Bolognese masturbating an elephant in my oven
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:42 PM
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128. I was masturbating an elephant for almost 4 grand today.
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:45 PM
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129. Double standards - masturbating an elephant in a small town
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:48 PM
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130. LOUNGE! I need your help masturbating an elephant!
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:49 PM
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131. I wrote a check for masturbating an elephant today.
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:50 PM
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132. I'm going to record the John Denver "Masturbating An Elephant" special.
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:51 PM
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133. I *will* you to masturbate an elephant, Mods!
:rofl: (I am loving this thread!!!)
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Thu Mar-08-07 07:55 PM
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134. Put "Masturbating An Elephant" marks around one word in a movie title
(I'm not exactly sure what that would entail...and it's probably best not to think about it.) :shrug:
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Thu Mar-08-07 08:00 PM
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135. I'm just masturbating an elephant out of my hair.
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Thu Mar-08-07 08:21 PM
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136. Dang, I hate it when I hit the "Masturbating an elephant" link on a PM
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Thu Mar-08-07 08:23 PM
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137. I am sorry but I thought masturbating an elephant last night was funny NT
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Thu Mar-08-07 08:25 PM
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138. i justed singed the shit out my hair masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 08:40 PM
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Just looked out and there are two deer noshing on the seed from my "masturbating an elephant" feeder...
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Thu Mar-08-07 09:18 PM
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141. How to make your boss stop masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 09:20 PM
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142. Mama Masturbating an Elephant appreciation thread
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Thu Mar-08-07 09:56 PM
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143. Compile a list...Things that make you go masturbate an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:00 PM
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144. My masturbating an elephant has been diagnosed with chronic renal failure AND hyperthyroidism
OMG, the Biblebangers were right! :wow: :yoiks:
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:01 PM
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146. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo pissed at American Idol masturbating an elephant right now!!!
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:03 PM
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147. Who knew masturbating an elephant could be so tiring? Anyone wanna give me a massage?
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:04 PM
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148. Got pulled over last night..... masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:04 PM
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149. Uh oh.... Lucy's in trouble Masturbating an elephant.
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:05 PM
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150. I wasn't shocked to see him masturbating...
I was shocked to see him masturbating an elephant! :o
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:05 PM
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151. Quick question about masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:07 PM
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152. I have a really painful pimple on masturbating my elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:18 PM
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154. I'm just glad this isn't a pic thread.
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Fri Mar-09-07 03:41 PM
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165. That can be arranged.
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:21 PM
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155. If you had a sock puppet masturbating an elephant, what would you name it
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:22 PM
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156. 30 gig Ipod masturbating an elephant 10 weeks old.
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:26 PM
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157. DUzy awards for the week are masturbating an elephant
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Thu Mar-08-07 10:46 PM
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158. Naughty persons, masturbate an elephant.
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Fri Mar-09-07 07:36 AM
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159. to the top with you - while Masturbating An Elephant
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Fri Mar-09-07 07:49 AM
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160. I would like to introduce a new DU'er to masturbating an elephant
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Fri Mar-09-07 09:23 AM
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161. SE Pennsylvania DUers: Which one of you did I see Masturbating an Elephant on the by-pass this morn?
Edited on Fri Mar-09-07 09:24 AM by izzybeans
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Fri Mar-09-07 10:06 AM
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162. For the first time my daughter slept through masturbating an elephant.
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Fri Mar-09-07 10:11 AM
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163. Masturbating An Elephant And Power.
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Fri Mar-09-07 10:15 AM
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164. When Was the Last Time You Gave Up Masturbating An Elephant?
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Fri Mar-09-07 06:12 PM
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166. Say no to masturbating an elephant!
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Fri Mar-09-07 06:45 PM
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167. If you can remember,name all the bands you saw masturbating an elephant
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Fri Mar-09-07 06:47 PM
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168. Modify an active lounge thread with"masturbating an elephant"
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Fri Mar-09-07 06:48 PM
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169. Who is to blame for the continuing decline of masturbating an elephant in the DU Lounge
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Fri Mar-09-07 08:06 PM
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170. Breaking news, The father of Anne Nicole Smith's baby is masturbating
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Fri Mar-09-07 08:28 PM
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171. I'm masturbating an elephant tomorrow - any good movies to recommend?
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Sun Mar-11-07 07:11 AM
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172. ANOTHER reason to avoid Masturbating an Elephant. Molestation charges!
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Thu Mar-15-07 05:35 PM
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Beastiality much?
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