Lie to me

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:

[suninvited]

1. I ran a marathon this morning

and now I am going home to paint my house.

[Guava Jelly]

4. WOW!! you are a bundle of energy!

What color?

[suninvited]

12. Blue

Definately blue...

[Guava Jelly]

16. Cool!

you are so motivated :7

[LSK]

7. dont forget to build that addition to the lakehouse

[suninvited]

15. I am going to swim a few laps around the lake first

and start on the addition right after dinner!

[LSK]

18. ok, just be sure to have it done by 9

[Pierre.Suave]

no

[LSK]

3. liar

:popcorn:

[Pierre.Suave]

10. lol

ok, heres a whopper.

I DON'T have a headache right now.

[Guava Jelly]

13. Thats a relief!

If i was gullible i would have believed you.
did you know I own the golden Gate bridge!!
I bought it fair and square for 50 bucks! :woohoo:

[Pierre.Suave]

24. I know

I sold you the damn thing.

[Guava Jelly]

25. Wow !!you mean you owned that tricked out shopping Cart?

I am glad i tipped you an extra 50.
Heck i feel like i ripped you off.:shrug:
I'll paypal you a couple grand.

[Pierre.Suave]

26. hell

here I thought it was the easiest 50 bucks I ever made.

[LSK]

2. I love Darth Cheney

Dont you think hes great? Hes so damn sexy...

:popcorn:

[Guava Jelly]

8. Yeah but he shoots people in the face

Still even pure evil needs love too.

[bigwillq]

5. I am 6 feet, 6 inches tall

:P

[Guava Jelly]

9. Wow You are big!

I come up to mini me's knee caps

[Pierre.Suave]

27. Wow You are big!

Wow You are big!

I hear that all the time...

[bigwillq]

28. HA!

LOL! :rofl:

[taterguy]

6. I think the dB's are the most overrated band ever

[Guava Jelly]

11. They must really be awesome

Unless you are telling the truth? :shrug:

[taterguy]

20. You could always buy some of their albums if you're confused

And just for the record this post isn't a lie since I think everyone's record collection should include works from this seminal power-pop band

[Guava Jelly]

23. I have heard them before

I don't mind them.

[MissMillie]

14. my 19 year old son was an immaculate conception

I'm really a virgin

[Guava Jelly]

17. Gracious be to Buddha!

Can he walk on water ?

[Richard Steele]

19. Nickleback ROCKS!

[Guava Jelly]

21. Awesome!!

I think I will buy their Cd tonight and not pirate it from the net. :D

[Richard Steele]

22. That's EXACTLY the approach I recommend!

[Blue-Jay]

29. tell me everything is alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoL9t50Kxo

[Guava Jelly]

32. Good catch!

:thumbsup:

[Der Blaue Engel]

30. I promise I'll believe

I have a face I cannot show. I make the rules up as I go.

[Guava Jelly]

34. Are you strong enough to be my man.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y3IZh5aITpY

[Scarlett17]

31. I love my job. . .

And my managers are geniuses!

[Guava Jelly]

35. We must work for the same company

:7

[Scarlett17]

39. Or our management went to the same seminar. . .

you know, Management For Dickheads.

edit: typo

[Guava Jelly]

47. Damn Seminars!

And you may be right!
:mad:

[Scarlett17]

72. And the follow-up seminar. . .

"How To Completely De-motivate and Demoralize A Workforce". Of course, the waiting list for that one is horrendous.

[charlie and algernon]

33. i lie

[Guava Jelly]

36. Are you telling the truth?

And should i believe you? :rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

61. yes

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

64. Ok ....

Hey Wait!!! Whats with the evilgrin?
:rofl:

[WhollyHeretic]

37. You should go over to GD. Everyone is getting along and there is nothing

but civil discourse in all the threads.

[Guava Jelly]

40. Finally!!!! Wow!! that is great!! BRB.....

They were mean.....They said horrid things!!!
Were you being disingenuous?
:rofl:

[graywarrior]

38. You and I are getting married.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

42. But you said we already were???

Does this mean i have to pay for a second honeymoon? :mad: :rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

41. I ate a pizza today,

and Missouri is all right...:)

[Guava Jelly]

44. It beats the crap outta Kansas

:)
:hi: neighbor.

[Broken_Hero]

52. I miss Lawrence, though....

those are old stomping grounds for me, :D

[Guava Jelly]

60. I bet so!

That is one of the cooler parts of Kansas
Heck i'm just happy to live in a blue state these days :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. I'm nekkid.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

45. You are ?

I'm not.. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Are you lying?

I am...








:7

[Guava Jelly]

48. Me too

And it's cold brb. :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. bwhahahahaha

ahahahahaahaaaaaaa :rofl:


;)

[Guava Jelly]

53. One word

Hanes :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Yes, I know.

I've seen your bum, remember? :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

59. Butt how?

Oh yeah..:hide:
umm ahhh look a puppy!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Oooh puppy!

Here puppy, puppy! 'at's a good boy!

[Guava Jelly]

63. Saved by the puppy

:D

[Deja Q]

49. I am telling you the truth.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

55. Ok :o)

Yu ain't the kind of chap that would pull my leg.:sarcasm:

[Deja Q]

69. Oh, so that was your leg...

:blush:

[Deja Q]

50. You don't want to know what I want to say!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

56. Not in an open thread

Du has rules ya know. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

54. I am a virgin!

No, honestly .......I am!

*fingers crossed*



I can't believe no-one has said this yet!


:rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

58. You are?

WOW!!
:rofl:
:loveya:
Hey leave it to Cal peg ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

65. DU sucks.

That's the best I can do.

[graywarrior]

66. Buncha sick fucks.

[Deja Q]

70. Gotta do one to get the other!

:spray:

[graywarrior]

73. Which to do first?!

:dilemma:

[zingaro]

67. I jetted to Paris for lunch and just got home.

[Bassic]

68. "Tell me everything is all right"

"Lie to me"

and so on.

[BreweryYardRat]

71. I am full of pep and energy.

[Kajsa]

74. 'Lie To Me'- and tell me everything is alright,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoL9t50Kxo

He-he

:headbang: to da Blues.

[Gormy Cuss]

75. God, I feel like hell tonight

Tears of rage I cannot fight
I'd be the last to help you understand
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Nothing's true and nothing's right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can't change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

[LSK]

76. I've been in Church all evening

:popcorn:

[treestar]

77. I'm running for President

I will announce tomorrow.

[Ava]

78. I never lie

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

79. I just tapped out Randy Couture for the UFC title and then banged

a pornstar at an after party.

[Random_Australian]

80. GoPrules..