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Intelsucks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:29 PM Original message |
Funny "One-Liners" of any kind..... Let's hear 'em! |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
1. You're so full of shit, you must fart through your ears. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
2. Escalators never break. They just "become stairs". |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
3. He's a nice guy when he's not around. |
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Beearewhyain (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken n/t |
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frogfromthenorth2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. The last time I was inside a woman is when I visited the Statue of Liberty |
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nyrnyr1994 (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. When Replying |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. I've got 12" but I don't use it as a rule. |
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nyrnyr1994 (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
10. A day without sunshine... |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
11. In Bologna they really know how to slice it. |
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ThreeCatNight (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
12. A baby seal walks into a club. |
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ThreeCatNight (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. A dsylexic man walks into a bra. |
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ThreeCatNight (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. A skeleton walks into a bar..... |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 07:12 PM Response to Reply #16 |
37. BWA HA HA HA!! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that the *stupidest* |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. Two good ones |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
17. "If it wasn't for mini-blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us!" |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
18. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again... |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
19. "A man with one watch knows what time it is. |
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FunBobbyMucha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
20. In the immortal words of Socrates, |
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Semi_subversive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. How many times do I have to flush before you go away! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
21. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:51 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana |
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nyrnyr1994 (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. 100,000 sperm... |
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Toby109 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
25. I never forget a face |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. so ugly his parents had to tie a pork chop around his |
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nyrnyr1994 (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
27. Two more |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
28. One I coined myself...I swear... |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 04:52 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Here's one I coined myself: |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 05:11 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Dude! |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Flush twice: It's a long Way to the Kitchen" |
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Intelsucks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
31. Have you been takin' Karate lessons? Because your breath is kickin'! |
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Mrs. Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
33. Jesus Loves You; Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole n/t |
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Tripper11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
34. You couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
35. My very own |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
36. We went from a president who could lobby a congressman on Bosnian |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-04 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
38. Yogi Berra: "It gets late early out there." Also... |
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Beearewhyain (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-10-04 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
39. In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-10-04 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
40. He;s got his snow suit on and he's heading North |
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