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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 12:53 PM
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Close CAPTIONS of the Third Kind


"Whoa, dude, look at my eyes? Do I look high? My old lady says she'll throw me out of the house if she catches me high again."
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 12:55 PM
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1. Dubya, the Obscene Gesturing Electric Chef nt
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:00 PM
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4. Bollocks!
:toast:
Good one!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 12:56 PM
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2. "No, I'm not drinking. When I drink I see alien spaceships...
Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 12:56 PM by Richardo
...and my left hand cramps up."

"They're right behind me, aren't they?"
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AlGore-08.com Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 12:57 PM
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3. Smirk: Wanna shout out to my homeyz at Halliburton!
War out, y'all!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:03 PM
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5. W crowns himself King of Rock, paper, scissors champion
Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 01:11 PM by underpants
Seen here illustrating his one and only move. His strategery is to play the only move he has memorized.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:04 PM
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7. HA!
You win, U.P. :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:04 PM
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6. Stand back or the idiot loses an eye!!!!
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:06 PM
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8. W announces that he has finally been accepted as a Neon-Con
Rove is seen running for the bar.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:06 PM
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9. I like playing 3 stooges all by myself - yuk, yuk ...
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:06 PM
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10. As you can tell from my halo.....
all three of the blessed trinity are on my side!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:07 PM
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11. Hey!............... my joint! You took my joint?!?!?
Someone please photoshop a spliff in there.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:08 PM
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12. THREE fingers barkeep
:beer:
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AlGore-08.com Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:15 PM
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13. Smirk: (Singing) So make it one for my baby, and one more for the road
eom
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:16 PM
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14. "So, I put my glock to his head and busted a cap in the sucka!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:28 PM
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15. Ta hell with the children I'm not being left behind either...lower the pod
Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 01:28 PM by underpants
:bounce:
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:34 PM
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16. 'I wanted to be Presdent of Murka since I was this many!'
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:38 PM
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17. w* sez: "People of Earth, Take me to your Leader. And lest I ferget....
...pull two of mah fingers, and my thumb."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:42 PM
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18. Unce...Tice...FEE TIMES A MayaaDEE.....
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:46 PM
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19. Midori bait!
Let's see if see bites! :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:52 PM
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20. No action yet
:bounce:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 01:55 PM
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21. 2 in the goo, one in the poo
and the thumb on the trigger
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 02:07 PM
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22. Oh God
Okay that's it I need to take a smoke break

Too funny
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