Karl Rove to Hire Pete Rose

[Homer12]

Asinine Press Release - Karl Rove, President Bush's Senior Strategist, is planning to hire former Baseball Star and pathological liar Pete Rose for a position on Rove's Staff. Karl Rove said this about Rose:

"Since Mr. Rose apologized for his actions and pointing to the fact that Bill Clinton was the one whom led Mr. Rose down the path of immorality and unethical behavior; I see in Mr. Rose the integrity and um...skills.....needed to be a contributing member to my staff and President Bush's reelection campaign. We expect great things from this Hall-of-Fame hitter, I'm sure he'll hit more than a few home runs for President Bush!"

[kodi]

1. wanna' bet? ..........no, not you mr rose someone else.

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[ArkDem]

2. Rose was banned from baseball in 1989. He was a singles

hitter.