I just had a big plate of pitbull scampi at Olive Garden.

[slj0101]

I was dining with someone I took off of my MySpace friends.

[datasuspect]

1. you funny!!!!

heee heee

i nearly shit myself when i read the thread title@!@@

[matcom]

2. now its time for a satisfying smoke

where the hell IS that child with my Marlboro's?

:grr:

[slj0101]

3. Riding shotgun without a seatbelt.

With the reanimated corpse of Anna Nicole behind the wheel.

[matcom]

4. bitch is probably on a cell phone too

[petronius]

9. You better spank that child...

Gettin' in late with your smokes can only be corrected with corporal punishment.

[LostinVA]

5. Okay, this totally made me laugh -- just one question

Did you let your kids run around while you smoked and your friend breastfeed?

[slj0101]

10. Shit...I breastfed.

:D

[LostinVA]

16. THERE YOU GO

[achtung_circus]

6. With a side of battery cage eggs from a monastery? nt

[idgiehkt]

7. did it taste like cornflake chicken?

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. You do realize that "scampi" means "pitbull", don't you?

Gosh, you had pitbull pitbull at Olive Garden. I'm not suprised.

Get that with the cheesy au gratin veal & kitten meat loaf?

[slj0101]

11. And a foie gras smoothie.

:9

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. in a disposable leather and dog fur glass

YUMMO!!!!!!!!!

[slj0101]

17. Last time I had one of those was at the Edwards compound.

After I helped John & Elizabeth replace all their energy-saving light bulbs with whale oil lamps.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. That's funny - my last time was at the Gore's -

It was the middle of summer, and we had a raging fire in the living room fire pit - big pile of redwood and some other rare woods Gore wanted to burn, along with a couple wolf carcasses - air conditioners on full fucking blast cuz it was sooooooo hot, and every time we drank a smoothie we'd stand up and salute the wasted heat then go turn on all the lights in another room that wasn't being used.

[GoneOffShore]

19. Did Rachel Ray cook it?

[slj0101]

20. Cooked it? She bought it at the store!

:P

[GoneOffShore]

21. So Sandra Lee helped out?

Martini's?

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Did you have foie gras for an appetizer???

:popcorn:

[slj0101]

14. See above.

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. Mmmmmmm.

Sounds wonderful.

:eyes: