CAPTION the space cowboy

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Jeb's been an a$$hole since he was THIS tall.

[Bronco69]

2. "Since I was about this tall I've wanted to be

the president. And I've always thought that if I knew a governor of another state who could fix it for me, I'd be all set!!"

[underpants]

3. And and then the space ship'll all go SsssshhhvvvvrrrroooOOM!

Travolta told me about it.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Folks I'd like y'all to give a warm welcome to the Groppenfuhrer

of Kolley-4-knee-ya! Say hello to the nice KKKontributors Herr Governater!"

[regularguy]

5. "So are you going to vote for me, a riotous savant of the Lord; Or

my liberal opponent who has ripped helpless babies out of incubators"?

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "I swear, it was a deadly Mushroom cloud about this big, Jeb ...

seen it too!"

[rustydog]

7. "Michael J. Fox did it, and now America will be going...

Back to the Future!"
"Dude, it can be done, I swear, Rummy said so."

[DS1]

8. No, he stood on the White House steps for 24 hours,

now he's a Space Monkey.

/Tyler

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Announcer: Once again, we welcome President Bush...

to karaoke night!

Bush (In his best Sinatra impersonation): Come on and fly me to the moon...

[underpants]

10. When you get caught between the moon and New York City.....

I know it's crazy...but it's true...

[AlGore-08.com]

20. Smirk: (Singing) Yeah, I'm only a koo-kooky paper moon - - Jack!

Swingin' over over a cardboard tree
But I wouldn't be crazy make believe
If K Street believes in me - - whoooooa!

Without the far right laying low during election years,
I'm exposed as a honky-tonk parade - - yeah!
Hey! Without corporate America's financial backing,
I'm a melody played in a penny arcade.

Take it home, Uncle Dick!!

I'm a Barnum and Bailey fraud,
My domestic agenda's as phony as it can be,
But the depletion of the federal treasury as a stealth way to destroy all social programs that benefit the poor and working class wouldn’t be make believe
If the corporate media believes in me - - Jack!

[XNASA]

11. w* sez: "And we're not gonna stop with Mars. No siree..........

...After Mars. We're gonna blast off for the Sun. That's right amigos. Ol' el Sol, hisself. Now you might think that going to the Sun is dangerous, but were gonna fool 'em all. We're gonna go at night, when the Sun is sleeping. Oh, and pull mah finger."

[underpants]

14. LOL

We're gonna go at night, when the Sun is sleeping.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. LMAO...and the winner is

[ElsewheresDaughter]

12. "umm ..i solemnly do swear.... huh....to be the 1st permanent inhabitant "

moon base 1

[cosmicdot]

13. W: to boldly go where no man has gone before ... what's that? we have?

in the Bush kingdom, everyone talked about sending each other to the Moon ... still do ... and, we're kinda still here ... well, how about to boldly put a MobilExxon station where none has been before, and leave no corporate chain behind? ... or to pick up votes in Florida and Texas? ... look folks, you know there ain't any money available, so, just make believe whatever you want ... we do it all the time ... make the moon pie higher ... hey, maybe Osama is hiding out on Mars ... hey, we gotta have people talking about something else besides deficits, corruption, WMD, Iraq, where's Osama, and are we any safer ... com'on ... let's roll ... bring it on ...

[underpants]

15. Jeb isn't sure what to do as W goes into his unscripted Senor Winces act

Winces (spelling?)

[skip fox]

16. "My idea is that we build a great big gigantic building but not with

apartments or offices or stores in it, but so we could put like a big subway car in it or something, and we just nail the building's other side to Mars or to the Moon or wherever you wanted to go, we could have different buildings to different planets or stars and stuff. Then you wouldn't have to waste all that fuel, and you could just buy a token and go where you wanted. Course, you'd probably have to buy a space suit too. Or . . . we could keep the buildings pressurized! Wow, I fixed that idea up right away! No wonder I'm president."

[AlGore-08.com]

18. Smirk: GOP team leaders, this is our election year Nazi salute.

It's 20% more compassionate than our regular Nazi salute. Which gets them whiney @ss "swing voters" to think we is not all radical 'n stuff. Karl tells me that's like, the most importantest thing to do this year, 'cause, like Jesus said, "there is a sucker born every minute".

[underpants]

19. Log Cabin Nazis?

:bounce:

[bobthedrummer]

21. "Thank you for your support, Mr. Hand!"

n/t

[Cat Atomic]

22. Talk like... an Egyptiaaaan....