Frightening! Team Bush Turns Up Iraqi Plans for Super Missile!

[BurtWorm]

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. OhmyGawd! It is the missing pages form my 3rd grade

science project!

I wondered what happend to those.

I bet that bastard Saddam stole them.

[BurtWorm]

2. You cannot trust that bastard Saddam with anything!

You should never have sat next to hm in the cafeteria. ;)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. I know. I know. But Donny said he was a good guy, and hell

in those days, I believed Donny Rumsfeld.

If I had only known.

[grytpype]

4. Hey, don't laugh! In 30 years or so, Saddam might have been a threat!!!

Are we supposed to wait until the threat emerges???

[baldguy]

5. What the hell is that supposed to be?

The top one on the first page looks like a hair dryer. The next two look like gerble wheels.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Hey. Come on, I was in 3rd grade.... how were your weapons

design skills in 3rd grade, bub?

[Hubert Flottz]

6. HOLY SHEEEEEEP SHE'EITE!

Saddam Who'sane's Doom's Day Delight! Mother of Alllllllll Mothers! We Infidels ain't got a chance! I guess Saddam Who'sane knowed his she'eite after all! Now I'm Wide Awake And I'm :scared: She'eiteless!

What will we tell our children, besides Duck and Cover? That's clearly a exact copy of Clinton's P???? with Yellow Cake written all over it? Thak Gawd I bought extra Duct Tape at Home Despot when the orange alert sounded!

[MGKrebs]

8. That design is flawed.

I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure you have to have a syntropically oriented core assembly to make that thing work.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. The earlier version had two of those, but I find that by reversing

the field of the electron targets in the magneto flux mechanism, you can pass super-heated pure electron streams into a target that I like to call the disoriented core assembly.
So, you see, I believe the SOCA, is completely obsolete, and should be scrapped.

[BurtWorm]

13. That brings back such memories of third grade science class.

:sigh:

[CanuckAmok]

9. I thought you were going to post...

a photo of a bunch of crates in the desert, with "ACME" stencilled on the side.

[solinvictus]

11. Is this real??!!??

Honestly, I'm out of the loop on this one, it is a joke, right?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. No joke at all. That bastard Saddam stole this right out of my

3rd grade science book.
And that rat fink Don Rumsfeld distracted me while Saddam did it. I am soooo pissed.
They are using my plans, and making my weapon. I ougtttta.... I oughttta...

I ought to keep my head down, or the goons will be after me next.