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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:32 AM
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ok...my most offensive joke ever
it doesn't translate well to text.....

you sing, "If your mother took thalidomide clap your hands"

then flap your hands up close to your shoulders.




yeah, I'm a stinker
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:37 AM
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1. Bad! took me a bit to figure...Shame on you, Bad!
LOL!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:41 AM
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2. I'm duly shamed
but if you saw me do it, it's really damned funny....

someday I'll discuss my experience with a cripple in a revolving door...
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:48 AM
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4. Now I'm really laughing....
Don't tell it, you're....you're...killing me....I'm the one who is duly shamed for laughing....and I don't even know why.











OK, tell us, I already peed in my pants! LOL
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:46 AM
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3. Oh my goodness..
that's so offensive, and yet, I find it very hilarious! hehe!

Kinda reminds me of something Amy Sedaris would say.. :)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 04:50 AM
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5. good god
I LOVE Amy Sedaris.... She's hysterical.
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 05:08 AM
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6. Isn't she?
I'd pay good money to see her reprise the role of Jerri Blank. "Strangers With Candy" was one of the best, raunchiest television shows ever.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 07:55 AM
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7. My most offensive joke: George W. Bush is pResident
no one can top that one!
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