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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:17 AM Original message |
Hey kids! It's time for the first annual Lounge Lizard Talent Show. How will you entertain us? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. I can juggle |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:32 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. What will you juggle? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:34 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. scooters |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:38 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Scooters what? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
2. I could do my snarky stand-up routine! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:33 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I've caught your act. Tried and true. You're in.. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
6. My sig pic, which is an Austin Lounge Lizard, |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Is there an accordion player? We could use an accordion player. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:55 AM Response to Reply #8 |
19. Not as a regular thing, no |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. No banjo? People like banjos. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:33 PM Response to Reply #22 |
36. Need more coffee? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Oh good. There is a banjo. People like banjos. You sure you can't get an accordion? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:54 PM Response to Reply #40 |
51. Only if they're on the bill with these guys |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:55 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Sorry. Those guys want to be paid. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Sorry. Those guys want to be paid. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
9. I will hang my best pictures on the walls |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Nothing too risque, OK? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. I can tell a certain joke while eating popcorn |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:45 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Let's hear it. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. ok.... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Could you tell it using a Rabbi, Priest and Baptist Minister? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. no, but once a duck walked into a bar... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. uh huh |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:22 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer". |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. yeah |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:26 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?" |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:29 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. OK! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:34 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street". |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:35 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. "construction site across the street" go ahead. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:42 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. And the bartender says, |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:43 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. he says..... |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:44 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. yeah.... |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:47 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?" |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:48 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. ...brick laying duck..... |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. thats it, do you need another one? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:51 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Oh! I get it. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:54 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. I dont know, let me consult my staff.. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:02 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Great. If that doesn't work for you, maybe include an Eskimo. People like stuff with Eskimos. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:09 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. well, I dont know, it might be kinda long... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:32 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Maybe you can shorten it by taking out the duck and bartender. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:43 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. how many is a brazilian? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:48 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. A brazillian what? Eskimos, Rabbis, Ducks, what? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:53 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. Yes - its a hoot, isnt it! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:57 PM Response to Reply #47 |
68. I don't get it |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
13. I shall sing for you. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. In costume? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Um, not that one. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
16. I can flare my nostrils at will. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:55 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Who's Will? |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
20. I can curl my tongue and play tambourine. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Sounds like a show stopper. Can you play the tambourine with your tongue? |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:05 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Um...I'll work on it! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:07 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Let's limit the weirdness. That's why we have matcom. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:44 PM Response to Reply #20 |
62. At the same time?? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:47 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. What do you think? An audition tape maybe? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:51 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Certainly. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. Agreed. We need a talent coordinator. Interested? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:58 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. Certainly. My great lalent lies in |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:00 PM Response to Reply #62 |
71. True story! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:02 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. You know of course that your future in the theater career could hinge on your presentation? |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
28. i can bellydance. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:10 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. You are definitely in. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
30. i'LL free styLe |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:23 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Do you have an accordion? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:35 PM Response to Reply #32 |
38. actuaLLy, i do |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 12:39 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Excellent. Can you bust a move with it? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
55. Oh! Oh! Can I heckle from the balcony? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. You will do so at your own peril. Our security personnel are instructed to forcibly eject |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:34 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Drat... The only other talent I have is eating peas with a fork. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 01:35 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Peas with a fork? You could be the headliner. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
70. "Die bitch, why don't you just die." |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:06 PM Response to Reply #70 |
74. People love dramatic readings. Can you play the accordion? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:15 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. No |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:18 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. A dramatic reading with the Kermit voice is a sure fire winner. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
73. I can twirl the baton in skimpy little outfits, or I can read poetry in Italian. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:07 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. Can you twirl the baton in skimpy little outfits and read poetry in Italian at the same time? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. We'll go with the outfits. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-28-07 03:39 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. Our Talent Coordinator has spoken. |
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