I'm on a Dieter from "Sprockets" kick. Please amuse me by making up a Dieter line.

[Arugula Latte]

Here are some lines Dieter said:

"I am filled with anticipation (remorse), and it is most delicious."
"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!"
"His agony was gorgeous. I need to be slapped."
"Rühren mein Affe. Lieben meine Affe-monkey!" (excite/agitate my ape. love my ape-monkey!)
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."
"It was Twyla Tharp, or was it Vic Tayback, who once said of him: 'He is dance'."
"Now I am as happy as a little girl!" (spoken while pinching the fabric of his shirt at the nipples and pulling it away from his body)
"Sadly, Klaus is limited. But he is beautiful, is he not?"
"Your story has become tiresome."
"I appreciate a warm hand on my opening."
"Karl-Heinz, you are beautiful and angular; and if you were a gas, you'd be inert."
"I am emotionally obliterated."
"Gregor Voss, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?"
"Textures intrigue me."
"Why is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered by sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh well, the beat goes on."
"You have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity...There. I am insane now."
"Whore. Nun. Whorenun."
"I feel spent, like a man who is forced to wear his genitals around his neck like a pendant."
"That book pulls down my pants and taunts me. But not in a mean-spirited way."

My made up Dieter line stems from the Cadbury Creme Egg thread, inspired by asmaticeog's comment:

"I find you delicious yet repellent. I wish you never existed."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6241643&mesg_id=6241832

Anyone else?

[borlis]

1. "I am as happy as a little girl."

As he pulls on his shirt to make it look like he has breasts.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Like so:

[KitchenWitch]

2. You are angular and beautiful!

[Arugula Latte]

3. "Your dreary words vex me like mucus globules taint my angry hefewiezen stein."

[Hand]

4. Jeez, you've pretty well hit them all.

Best I can remember is "I ahm Dieter un ziss iss Shprockets!" :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

7. Yes -- but I want to see what DUers can make up on their own for Dieter

Come on! You can do it! :D

[Hand]

9. Not an original, but...

"Stuttgart... it's a town on za Go Go Go!"

[Hand]

5. "So, Inge, do you haff a lahver now?"

I knew there was one ya missed!

[SteppingRazor]

6. Missed this one:

"I feel someone should strike me in the genitals with a toffee hammer. That would fix my wagon!"

[Hand]

8. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Cripes, wotta mess my monitor is now... :spray: