I figure most of you have experienced giving a hooker a $20 bill

[ohiosmith]

[jpgray]

1. You only gave me change for a $10, by the way

[sniffa]

2. nope, $35

city prices.

[Hugin]

3. Nah, I live on a better side of town, man.

:rofl:

[puerco-bellies]

4. Umm.. no, but I guess that would lead to getting your ass kicked.

By a strung-out girl in day-glow spandex.. Not for me.

[jpgray]

5. Unless you're Frank Sinatra. You'd probably also say "dollface" to her then

And she would probably be giving you the twenties.

[Crazy Dave]

6. I knew a gentleman who was very experienced

His expert advice was, "If they ask for $20 tell them you only have $10, they'll still take it"
Cheap bastard.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. And she still refused.

:P

[ohiosmith]

8. Dude! Monopoly money doesn't count.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. And I was hoping to get into her community chest!

:P

[Courtesy Flush]

9. Be careful about that

I met a woman whose husband and his buddy were propositioned on the street. They joked around with the girl with no intention of consummating the deal. Next thing you know, they were swarmed by cops, and now he's a registered sex offender.