I want a Lounge nemesis

[jpgray]

Explain to me why you're the best person for mutually assured abhorrence with me?

[KitchenWitch]

1. Because when I am mad

I can be a rabid bitch.

[jpgray]

2. But putting down the rabid seems too humane

:P

[KitchenWitch]

3. You have a point!

:silly:

[bridgit]

4. dude, 'abhorrent' was my middle name till i had it legally changed...

pick me :bounce:

[jpgray]

5. Maybe if you had a sockpuppet who used the words "rather" and "adore" a lot

Otherwise, no. You're not hate-able enough. :P

[bridgit]

6. hm, would it further my cause as your nemesis if i mentioned that i 'rather' 'adore'...

the sound of that :shrug: otherwise this will be me in a few short ones------------>:boring: all the best to you in your present endeavor :hi:

[jpgray]

7. Your application is indefinitely suspended

Pursuant to your presence on my list of "DUers you would most like to have dinner with!!1" from a previous thread.

:patriot:

[bridgit]

8. oh you, now you've done it...

:hug:

[asthmaticeog]

9. I will NEVER relent in an argument.

Whatever position you take, I will simply pretend, at extreme length, you aren't making sense and repeatedly ask for clarification and evidence, even if a request for empirical proof is inappropriate to the discussion. I will strongly imply that you are morally inferior to me, and I will be as patronizing and combative as possible, even if there's no reason to be so. I will leap to incorrect and unsupportable assumptions about your motivations and attack those instead of your positions, however much you may protest that you are sincere. I will learn personal insults that are derived from obscure argot so that I can childishly mock you without you or most others knowing I'm doing so, a tactic I will take the utmost self-satisfaction in deploying. And, as a bonus atop your nemesis needs, every position I take will be almost criminally stupid. I believe I am your man, sir.

[Richardo]

13. You'll be the best nemesis EVER!

:patriot:

Well, ONE of the best.

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. I nominate the Beagle.

No one can defeat a beagle.

:P

[asthmaticeog]

18. What about a giant robot space monkey with flamethrowers for arms?

I'll bet THAT could defeat a beagle. :silly:

[jpgray]

28. CyberMagilla, away!

[jpgray]

19. Ooh. That's pretty good

But you seem too randy and savage.

[asthmaticeog]

35. Define your terms or know your place.

See? :bounce:

[Richardo]

47. Apropos of nothing: Is there a better real-life porn name than...

'Randy Johnson'?

[asthmaticeog]

51. Um, Peter North? nt

[jpgray]

52. Peter O'Toole is actually a way better porn name

[Zuiderelle]

31. Wow, you could train people to be quintessential GD posters.

Or Lounge posters. Or, well, DU posters.

[asthmaticeog]

32. Posters, posters, posters.

So very many posters.

Sometimes, recalling more innocent days when "poster" meant the huge, cheaply-printed replica Magritte painting or photograph of R.E.M. adorning one's dorm wall, I mist over.

[XemaSab]

53. Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics:

whether you win or lose....

[asthmaticeog]

54. Huh?

"whether you win or lose...." what?

[Richardo]

10. Bring it, poster!

:grr:

[jpgray]

20. I like that... sort of Snidely Whiplash, isn't it? Consider it broughten, you accursed mountebank!

[matcom]

11. my hippo will kick your ass

[jpgray]

21. Slaps and kicks are different

:eyes:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

12. Why do you want a nemesis?

Don't you love the Lounge?
:shrug:

If not, then go in the corner with Southpawkicker and looked down the hole at GD. Make sure you have a gas mask, the fumes will kill you!

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

24. I can't make an impact in GD

I'm too superficial and jump to conclusions too easily. :P

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

50. You could just

pee on them from the corner! :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. We are all your nemeses - I don't think any of us like you, to be quite honest.

You have more nemeses than anyone I know.

:grr:

[jpgray]

26. I once tried to make an entire corrupt city my enemy

But its reputation at being "windy" was highly overstated--its denizens don't bloviate anywhere near enough for my nemesis purposes. :P (and you are also filed under too clever)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. you called me "a strange one" once. i think we could be mortal enemies.

[jpgray]

27. I don't remember posting that, and it's wrong to start this thing with a failed grudge

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. but if it isnt a failed grudge how can we truly despise each other.

fine, how about this one, i hate you because i suspect you are brighter than i am?

[jpgray]

45. Baseless suspicion is usually good for a grudge

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. my suspicion has base moran!!!

ugh! i knew i didnt like you :P

[underpants]

17. Because Julie Chen is not available

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5343293

on edit-----------> :rofl:

One of the funniest headlines and lounge thread ideas EVER jpgray

[jpgray]

29. Can't have an enemy who is both clever and possessed of an adorable infant

Bad lounge tactics. :patriot:

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Oh, how banal.

:eyes:

[jpgray]

30. You and I already engage in mutually assured ennui

Let's get it on!

:boring::boring::boring:
:eyes::eyes::eyes:
:boring::boring::boring:
:eyes::eyes::eyes:
:boring::boring::boring:
:eyes::eyes::eyes:
:boring::boring::boring:
:eyes::eyes::eyes:

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Is that the wind?

No, (yawn) it's just jpgray, prattling on again. :yawn:

[jpgray]

37. A misguessed emoticon. In late winter. Such is life.

Sei la mia rovinina. :loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Can't do it. You're too cute.

Sorry.

[jpgray]

40. I could take issue with that--that might make us enemies!

But speaking of issue, yours is too adored and respected in the Lounge. x( Same problem with underpants. (uh, the DUer, I mean :P)

[Guava Jelly]

25. I have enough of those

Trust me they are over rated.

[jpgray]

41. Teach me your technique

Then when we hate each other, it will be a dramatic "he was my finest student" sort of thing. It will be an antipathy as cool and emotionally evocative as any comic book's.

[XNASA]

36. Because we have nothing but contempt for one another.

But then, you knew that.

Didn't you.

Bastard.

:mad:

[jpgray]

42. What's that? I was just burning my copy of "The Genealogy of the Descendants of Bill Billys"

It's an original. Based on the location I suspect they're all mean sons of witches anyway.

[XNASA]

46. You son of a bitch.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Phillycat]

38. I'd be a bad choice, as I'd rather make out with you.

:)

[jpgray]

43. I've heard such can be a road to anathema

Or other things. :D

[Hugin]

39. Who needs a local nemesis when there are whole Internet Communties...

dedicated to our mutual destruction?

[jpgray]

44. Too clever, and responded with a question. Next!

:P

[Hugin]

48. 'Critical Thinking' is obviously an under utilized part of your psychological repertoire...

Does it actually physically HURT to be so shallow?

:rofl:

:P

[El Fuego]

55. I'll do it, but I will want nights and weekends off.

And a 401K. And four weeks vacation.

Being a nemesis is hard work, you know.

[jpgray]

56. The benefits of hating me should be self-evident

:P