Ronald McDonald's stunning makeover!

[Bucky]

Do you really think she eats a lot of hamburgers, though? yes, I want fries with that

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. This makes me crave Micky D's.

[achtung_circus]

2. I don't think this Micky has "D"s

Maybe they are a "B".

More input required.

[mainegreen]

3. Do you think she ... ahem ... matches?

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

4. It is a sign of my age and maturity that I don't know exactly what any of you are talking about

It is a sign of my corruptability that I now feel compelled to block this thread :o

[Left Is Write]

5. Mainegreen is wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

If the top and tails match.

If the first floor matches the second floor.

And other such euphemisms about women and their hair color. :)

[achtung_circus]

6. James Bond put it well.

Does the collar match the cuffs?

[Bucky]

8. Well the real Ronald McDonald knows how to find these things out

With pictures
Biff helps Ronald
with his research

[achtung_circus]

11. RESIST!

That way lies SIN and the wages of sin are

[krispos42]

7. Wow, read the McHottie story...

According to the Times, when faced with accusations that hamburgers were inimical to the country's diet, Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared: "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46494

Advertising is weird.

<edit: brain farted, forgot link>

[Bucky]

9. There is a way eating McDonalds can make you less Japanese...

based on the principle that you are what you eat, perhaps that happy clown really can show them how to become more Caucasian....

[idgiehkt]

12. ick

He really should be fired for saying something like that. :(

[Strawman]

10. Super size me