post something that will creep me out

[LSK]

I need to be scared to death right before I go to bed.

[dropkickpa]

1. Constitutional change forced through

Bush to serve 3 more terms.

:scared:

[wildhorses]

2. john wayne gacy is under your bed

BOO

[LSK]

27. my aunt lives less than a mile from where he lived

:scared:

[LSK]

3. shit I scared myself

Anything to do with Amityville Horror does it and i just watched 10 sec on youtube of something.

:scared:

[MonkeyFunk]

4. Barbara Bush

has the hots for you, and mama always gets what she wants.

[LSK]

8. i didnt say "make me puke my brains out"

:D

[Guaranteed]

5. I love you, LSK. nt

[LSK]

7. will you marry me?

:popcorn:

[Guaranteed]

9. Hey, I'M supposed to be scaring YOU, here. nt

[LSK]

12. oh yeah

:scared:

[LSK]

6. holy shit! its a ghost!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAjEFaDlBGo&mode=related&search=

[XemaSab]

10. I have bitch slapped myself with a dead, wet, bloody egret

:scared:

[LSK]

11. why would you do that?

[XemaSab]

13. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

:shrug:

[LSK]

14. shopping?

:D

[XemaSab]

18. You can't buy an egret

You have to FIND an egret.

[LSK]

19. have you looked on craigslist thou?

[XemaSab]

20. Under "casual encounters?"

:popcorn:

[LSK]

21. no in "parking / storage" - DUH!

:poopcorn:

[Heidi]

15. Sweet dreams, LSK.

[LSK]

16. dear god no!!!

Its a human-animal hybrid!!!

Chimpy McCokespoon was right!!!

[texanwitch]

24. That is creepy

Those lips, sweet dreams.

[krispos42]

17. Here ya go...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handeye.php

[krispos42]

32. Dammit, did anybody click the link?

Give it a chance, people! It WILL scare you!

[ghostsofgiants]

33. That's more annoying than it is creepy.

[krispos42]

34. Argh.

Okay, I give up.

They have other ones on there. Maybe I picked one of the lesser-scary ones.

[ghostsofgiants]

36. I'm pretty well immune to those things.

I was just enjoying the test, haha.

[reyd reid reed]

22. Here....try this:

"It was dark. Like every bit of light had been sucked out leaving nothing but a void that was designed to trap. To injure. To maim.

Sound wasn't gone, though. It wasn't even muffled. She could hear tiny little legs skittering across...something. She could hear footsteps above her, moving back and forth and then stopping and starting again. Somehow, she felt better when she heard them. It's when they stopped that fear truly grabbed and twisted at her soul. She heard every creak, every groan of the timbers that held the house above her, making her aware of how large and looming and heavy a house really was. Any house.

This house.

She'd been down here for how long? She didn't know. No light passing into darkness to mark the time. Nothing but the footsteps that came and went and as much as she feared their approach, she feared them leaving her down here. Leaving her alone. With nothing.

She heard the key in the lock."

[LSK]

23. do go on

[reyd reid reed]

25. That's all there is

so far. Can't decide whether to keep at it or leave it the way it is...

:shrug:

Got any ideas??

[LSK]

26. gotta expand on it

Its definitely worthwhile.

[reyd reid reed]

28. Hmmmm

Tell you what...next time I'm around when you need creeping out...we'll see if I fucked it up or not.

x(

[Swamp Rat]

29. Here ya go:

:evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

30. Video of a rat infested NYC KFC/Taco Bell

http://www.youtube.com/v/su0U37w2tws

Bon Appétit!

[ghostsofgiants]

31. The Dionaea House

http://www.dionaea-house.com/

[mainegreen]

43. oooh. That is a fun link.

[marzipanni]

35. Look no further...

[NMMNG]

37. Jeb Bush in '08!

:scared:

[billyskank]

38. Buffy!!

:hug:

[NMMNG]

39. billyskank!

:grouphug:

[Pushed To The Left]

40. How about some maggot therapy?

[Catshrink]

41. a double dose of fright

[Left Is Write]

42. Here.

[otherlander]

44. God has decided

that program Earthlife is no longer worth the destructive energy it is putting out into Project Genesis. He tried to correct the program by introducing a Prime LifeForm to altar the system, but program Earthlife nailed Prime LifeForm to two pieces of wood and killed him. This was a disappointment, but not much to worry about, because program Earthlife was, at this point, self-contained.

But then Earthlife began developing the capability to send armed craft off of their own OrbitalStone and into the wider areas of Project Genesis, threatening the entire program. So God introduced massive amounts of positive energy to Program Earthlife, hoping to stop its self-destructive tendencies. For a little while, it seemed to be working. Within Earthlife, a new behavioral pattern emerged that was based on the concepts of love and peace. But this new pattern began to self-destruct shortly after four young specimens, trying to spread the pattern, were killed by Earthlife in the region Earthlife called Ohio.

Now there seems to be little potential for an end to this destructive behavior, and Earthlife has been sending craft out further and further into Genesis. God has come to the inevitable conclusion that Earthlife poses a threat to the entire project, and so the Earthlife fuel source must be removed to salvage Genesis. In short, there will be no sun tomorrow, and in the rapidly dropping temperatures, Program Earthlife will end quickly.

[deadparrot]

45. .

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y51nYr7O3nA

[BlueStorm]

46. How about The Tapeworm Administration?

Eating away at the innards of America.

(Should I do a post of this in GD?)

Blue

Edit: Forgot this:

[Orrex]

47. Before bed, eat a handful of live maggots and wash them down with a cup of pus

Sleep tight!