Here's the dumbest tattoo ever. See if you can beat it

[Little Wing]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.fan.tattoos/content.7.html

[NewJeffCT]

1. ha ha

the guy has a mike tyson tattooed on his back for life! does he want to be mike tyson's lover in prison or something?

[Phillycat]

2. Why does his back say "oink"?

:D

[Little Wing]

3. also an anagram for 'more ink'

:shrug:

[Phillycat]

6. Adding the "I" at the top of "Iron Mike", it could be "more oink"...

Which seems somehow fitting. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I think it says Iron Mike

But it's still awful.

You should search the archives for the pic matcom posted of his new tattoo. Awesome. Not like this ugly thing.

[terrya]

4. He's stuck with that for the rest of his life.

Dumb asshole.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. No kidding. It's not even a pretty tattoo. It's just ugly.

[Blue-Jay]

8. There's this:

[mainegreen]

9. Garrargararhhgh ghhahfhaasd;lkjs dfkdfgdf///...........

I think I'm blind.

[terrya]

12. That's...interesting

One doesn't necessarily want to be judgemental about these things.

[Phillycat]

20. I actually like most of those tattoos.

Just not the model, or the presentation.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. My roommate has a Sports Illsutrated subscription.

Every time I'm using it as bathroom reading, aside from hating myself for not bringing my own magazine with me, I noticed that athletes and others involved in sports tend to have horrid taste in tattoos.

[matcom]

11. oh man

:rofl:

[Strawman]

13. That's even dumber than Steve O's

"Yeah dude I rock" with a big portrait of himself across his entire back.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. At least Steve-O's is funny.

[Strawman]

23. Exactly

There's some intentionally dumb self-parody in there with his...I hope.

Not the case with this guy.

[leftofthedial]

14. Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request --Todd Snider

From East Nashville Skyline

Hey little buddy don't even worry
Everything is going to be okay
I could have told you that when you started making money
That the world was going to treat you this way
Forget your first wife, she was no good for you
She was a gold-diggin' bitch, and her mom was too
Hey Iron Mike
Don't let them get you down

Hey little buddy don't look uneasy
You just keep your eyes fixed on this fight
If that mean old Don King don't give you back all of your money
I say you and I we go take it back some night
You're still the champion and everybody knows you are
C'mon Iron Mike let's take the Porsche to the titty bar
C'mon champ
C'mon champ

All I'm asking for is three hundred dollars
And that's only 'til my brother straightens out
I would do this for you if I could and you needed to
Ain't that what friendship's all about
Hey little buddy don't get angry
God, please at least not at me
You know that I am right behind you all the way
Oh, compadre, you just say whatever you want to and I'll agree
Who washed every car in this ten-car garage
Who carries the boom box in the entourage
Me, Mike, goddammit, Me

[InternalDialogue]

33. My mind jumped right to that too.

Thank you, Todd Snider, for permanently replacing my prejudices against Mike Tyson with the lyrics to a song.

[matcom]

15. BEAT IT

:rofl:

[Zavulon]

18. At least there's some humor in this one.

The "Team Tyson" one indicates unswerving loyalty towards an unparalleled loser.

[Little Wing]

32. Yes, but it's wrong, in order to have 2 Ps on the same line

he'd have to have them in 2 table cells

[Zavulon]

34. Good point, nice catch.

So this guy is dumb or misinformed, but at least it's funnier than that dumbass Tyson tattoo.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. I htought you were going to post a pic of *your* tattoo.

:hide:

[matcom]

22. MY tat is art sugar

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

26. I KNOW! It's a thing of beauty.

[Blue-Jay]

17. Into the lead!

[evlbstrd]

19. Nothing says CLASS

like uppercase Blackletter Gothic.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. I personally know someone that has the worst tattoo ever

Long story short, it makes it look like his penis was surgically attached.

[Roon]

25. This one is pretty dumb

[Phillycat]

27. Well...

[LynneSin]

28. There's a whole website of really bad tattoos

More at this link including some interesting one in some very private places (I had no clue you could tattoo THAT!)

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html

[stuntcat]

51. okay, YIKE

(well I actually like the Star Wars one :blush:

[Phillycat]

29. Then there's these:

[Phillycat]

30. Or perhaps:

[MonkeyFunk]

31. there's

the evil indian chick humping a corn-dog!

[crispini]

36. OMG!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Phillycat]

35. I think I've got you here:

[Little Wing]

37. okay. you win

shudder

[Phillycat]

39. Oh, did you want to see the back view?

Yeah. PWN3D. Be sure to note the "sunglasses" tattooed across the back of the head. Guys look like total tools when they put REAL sunglasses on like that, much less a tattooed version.

[Little Wing]

40. your tattooed backwards 'Pitch Black" Vin Diesel glasses trumps all

wow

even the dude getting a tat is going :wtf:

[Phillycat]

41. HAHA SEE MY EDIT!

GMTA.

[Richard Steele]

47. OK, I'm gonna stop posting to this thread now- we have a winner! nm

[Roon]

38. I don't have a picture of it

but I see this kid on the bus with a skull tatted on his face..teeth and everything. How in the hell is this kid going to get a job?

[BreweryYardRat]

48. I've seen pics of that dude.

Been meaning to start a thread about that, but my Photobucket bandwidth's burned out until March.

[Richard Steele]

42. If this is real, it might actually be dumber:

[matcom]

43. what happened in 1992?

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

44. And this one doesn't exactly shout "popular genius":

[Richard Steele]

46. And this guy is certainly giving the Tyson fan some real competition:

[ikojo]

52. I'm geek enough to think that's a pretty cool

tattoo....but then again I have a tattoo of Yoda on a scooter!!

This guy endured some pain for those tatts!

It could have been done more artistically...

[Little Wing]

45. That's for when his date asks "So, what kind of music you like?"

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

49. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Embarrassing!!!:rofl:

[stuntcat]

50. "hopless romantic"

a guy my husband works with has this tattooed on his arm..
like for LIFE :headbang:

[gravity]

53. "your name"

I was at a party and this guy went up to my friend and said "I bet you 20 dollars that your name is on my ass." Since this guy didn't even know her, she accepted it thinking there is no way he can be serious. He then pulled down his pants to reveal "your name" tattooed on his ass.

[Little Wing]

54. Yeah, I've had that done to me, too

However, I was not shown the girl's ass, probably because I was drunk off my own ass