I think our local weather man is a robot.

[LaraMN]

Or possibly, Data from Star Trek, but with pinker skin and more fat.

I have no facts upon which to back up this assertion, just a gut feeling.
Also, he wants to fight me, as he is repeatedly making bad weather.

[reformedrepub]

1. You can have ours

bleach blonde surfer boy....doesnt fit in well out here!

[LaraMN]

4. We have another one who looks like a yellow raisin.

His name is "Sven," and I can't stand him, either.

[reformedrepub]

6. You live in Minny sot Ahhh

Isnt every other homeboy named Sven??

[LaraMN]

8. He is the only one I've encountered.

Though I do know of a "Thor," and my husband works with both a "Nels," and a "Bjorn."

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. What are we drinking tonight?

Old Paranoia?

[LaraMN]

5. Nothing. How bad is that?

Just imagine how insane I'd be, if I were consuming.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Oy, yeah

You'd prolly think he was a Toaster. :scared:

[LaraMN]

16. My minivan looks like a toaster.

It even has a sunroof, and sometimes I stand in it, to see if I can feel like bread.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I play for the other team

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/battlestar+galactica/-/pv_design_prod/p_2157366.98508921/pNo_98508921/id_16819717/fpt_/opt_/c_360/pg_

[LaraMN]

18. That looks like it says, "Joasters."

Wtf is a joaster?

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Toasters

It's made to look used, I guess. :shrug:



Here's a couple for your weather dude:

[anti-everything]

3. Which one?

Kyle or Karl?

[LaraMN]

7. George Kessler.

He's weird.

[anti-everything]

9. That guy...

I like Kyle Underwood better. I like the weather garden though...something about them forcasting outside when it's 20 below makes me happy.

[LaraMN]

11. You know who drives me NUTS?

Mark Mallory.
He has nostrils the size of cataloupes, and they're on the sides of his nose.
I can't even look at him.

[anti-everything]

12. Is that the guy with the weird eyes?

[LaraMN]

14. He's one of the anchors. n/t

[anti-everything]

21. Yeah, so is the guy with the weird eyes.

He looks like something out of Phantasm.

[madrchsod]

13. you mean this?

saturday looks really nice does`t it?

[LaraMN]

15. No. It's supposed to snow.

I'm not down with that.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Goddamn Lara, you are in rare form tonight.

:rofl:




I want to see the cantalope nose guy, though. You guys get all the interesting-looking people up there. No fair!

[LaraMN]

20. That's because I am mentally fried,

and things are just squirting out in inane streams.

There's a colorful analogy or metaphor in there somewhere, but I don't think I want to find it.

[madrchsod]

23. i just read your reply..

i guess you are a bit fried!! and hubby is going to be in la la land for most of the day...

[izzybeans]

24. My favorite weatherbot is Sam Champion. He is the Golden God of Doppler

I no longer live near NYC to see him, but whenever he pops up on the national news it is like a classic SNL skit every time.

Imagine the Ron Burgundy-like voice saying "Hello There, I am Sam...Sam Champion. The Golden God of Doppler."

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[NewJeffCT]

25. Do weathermen in Minesota like to panic the viewers?

As soon as the temp drops near freezing:

"Don't go outside! It's cold! You're in danger of frostbite if you decide to run a naked marathon it's so cold! If you must go outside, please dress properly, and after the break, we'll have a 10 minute demo to teach Minnesotans how to fight the winter cold. "

Or, more likely: "Hell has frozen over! It's the end of the world!!!"