Among these choices, which is the WORST THING ON THE PLANET?

[leftofthedial]

[leftofthedial]

1. damned straight white males

and aspartame

[hickman]

2. What the hell ever happened to "other"

Is it the bastard child of dialogue? This is bigotry in it's worst form. These day's polls routinely leave out Other. You refuse me any choices that you haven't defined? I refuse to vote.:P

[leftofthedial]

3. I'm an otherphobe

so sue me

[Bombtrack]

4. Oasis will always have more coolness in their unibrow than all their DU bashers combined

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yxsd9yWno

[jus_the_facts]

5. YEAH....here's more proof....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hzxBz1Bfk

:applause:

[Yukari Yakumo]

6. Other

What, no Chimpy option?

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. Other:

Mormontologists.

Bastards are always knocking on my door and trying to tell me about the Book of Elron, and how Jesus was a benevolent space alien who came to North America to free us from the tyranny of Xenu...and that thing where they audit dead people kind of creeps me out, too (how do they know those people WANTED to get rid of their thetans?).

[Crabby Appleton]

8. snickers nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. people who mock oppressed groups.

whether the oppression be poverty/gender/race/sexual orientation/something else

[leftofthedial]

13. hear, hear!

:toast:

[Seabiscuit]

23. How about the poor cavemen in the Geico commercials?

Wait a minute.

They're not even Cro-Magnons like us.

They're Neanderthals.

The ultimate minority!

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. uhhh --other

starving children, corperate greed ,global warming

you know, That kinda stuff

and of course that damned SNICKERS comercial

[Radical Activist]

11. Girls who tell me I'm "nice" after a dinner date at the Olive Garden.

:)

[leftofthedial]

14. there is nothing "nice"

about taking a "girl" to Olive Garden

it is a notorious lesbian hotspot according to some here at DU

she may have gotten the wrong or right idea

[Radical Activist]

16. lol

I didn't know about the lesbian hotspot part. I thought it was just a hotspot for people with bad taste in Italian food who prefer microwaved meals over anything freshly cooked.

[Zavulon]

12. I went with Hillary.

Her attitude is arrogant, stupid, and will cost her (which suits me fine, since I don't want her to get the nomination).

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

15. You left out Richard Simmons.

[Seabiscuit]

24. ::GACK:: Gag me with a spoon!

[Chan790]

17. I went with eating meat because

there is no Jesus option. Jesus is the worst thing on the planet..or buried within it.

One question: Why all the hate for straight white men? I can't help that I'm not gay, female or a minority. You really should take it up with my mom...I mean it really is her fault and not mine.

[jmm]

19. Actually it's your father's fault.

If we're blaming anybody for your being a straight white man then credit should go to your father, a straight white man, because he did determine what gender you'd be.

:hide:

[Chan790]

21. Sure...

but I have enough shit to hold against him already, such as:

+being a violent drunk.
+being a twice-convicted felon.
+being a freeper.
+owning enough guns to arm a medium sized militia.
+oh...I nearly forgot trying to kill me.

Anyways I haven't spoken to him in 15 years.

My mom is only a freeper...and she lives in my basement.

[noamnety]

25. I love straight white males

(who understand the damaging effects of white patriarchal capitalism and work toward correcting it.)

And at the same time, I think white patriarchal capitalism is the most harmful thing on the planet at the moment. So that got my vote.

[graywarrior]

18. George & Babs procreating.

[KamaAina]

20. Can't decide between eating meat or not eating meat

'cause you can do either at Olive Garden! :spank:

eedit: decinde? Does that make Bush** the decinder??

[DainBramaged]

22. You forgot squirrel abuse

[gemdem]

26. What!?!

No obligatory "Robb is a dingbat" option? How the hell am I supposed to cast a vote?

:wtf: