What's the best way to leave a job?

[Deja Q]

[youthere]

1. Stand up...Walk out....Don't look back.

Perhaps not the most RATIONAL way, but certainly the most satisfying.

[Deja Q]

5. Why? I wouldn't get UI. And unlike the dolts fucking up the place,

I sure as hell deserve it.

[youthere]

10. But you have to admit...

my way would be INFINITELY satisfying...if only in fantasy.

[Deja Q]

11. Fantasy isn't reality. I don't care for fantasy.

[trof]

2. When you've found a better job.

[Deja Q]

4. In other words, pray I die in my sleep.

[matcom]

3. i'll let you know tomorrow after winning the Lottery tonight

:rofl:

[judaspriestess]

6. go in there and play that famous Johnny Paycheck

song "Take this job and shove it"}(

[dysfunctional press]

7. with a multi-hundreds of million dollars golden parachute and lots of stock options...

even if you totally fuck-up everything even worse during your tenure, and the board decides to replace you.

[graywarrior]

8. Tell them you're letting them go because their performance is not what you expected.

[idgiehkt]

12. lol

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

14. I did that at one job.

They got "confused."

[AllegroRondo]

9. Never burn bridges

even if you completely hate the job, be nice when leaving. you never know how these people may help in your future.

[idgiehkt]

13. very true

I have left some places grinding my teeth to dust while smiling.

[Robb]

Back your car up to the loading dock

Fill 'er up and split.

At least, that's the best way I've ever heard someone leave a job. ;)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

17. PERFECT !

[Burma Jones]

15. I think like this.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6215705&mesg_id=6215705

[Auggie]

16. With dignity. Though if it's for more money and/or responsibility, it's fun to

let them know that too.

[philosophie_en_rose]

18. Singing Johnny Paycheck at the top of your lungs

as you walk slowly backwards towards the door with two arms full of miscellaneous office supplies.

:rofl:


Or with quiet dignity. After all, everyone probably already knows why you left. No need to sing. :P

[Cannikin]

19. Up the elevator shaft.

[Bunny]

20. Do what this guy did: